By thenotsomanlyman - 07/03/2011 16:17 - United States

Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 686
You deserved it 41 650

Same thing different taste

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Be glad you have a caring girlfriend

a_girl_i_know 0

I am embarrassed for your gf


Be glad you have a caring girlfriend

no kidding. I'm the same with spiders haha

Temi25 6

centipedes are poisonous, and they can kill you

sammy92 0

centipedes and spiders r so cool! how can u be afraid of them? lol XD

H3adFonHyStRiA 0

I'm sensing your a bit of a bitch

Centipedes are ******* scary. One day I was taking a tinkle on the toilet. And guess what I see? Oh, a centipede! Without putting on my undergarments and pants, I scurried out of the bathroom, hyperventilating. I feel your pain OP!

PincheLeti 0

#89 You sure that wasnt just your penis you saw :p haha

habeybaby25 11

#100 that is a fuggen epic win to you!! xD

a_girl_i_know 0

I am embarrassed for your gf

kingtz 6

Yes. He should just give her his man card.

KiddNYC1O 20

Does he even have that card?

ReynshineCutting 10

Am I the only one wondering if it was a centipede or a millipede? Gosh look what college has done to me!

justmyluck1212 0

lol yes! Subphylum Myriapoda

dannyboydx 0

considering the OP is in the US, I would guess it is a scutigeramorpha centipede. millipedes don't venture into houses, and scutigeramorpha thrive in basements.

Yaqui_fml 9

lmao. OP sounds like my husband with spiders xD

lovexbox 8

My boyfriend is the same way!

free2speak 14

that's exactly how I react when I see a cockroach. and my boyfriend can't understand why I am deathly afraid of them. He hates waking up in the night to my loud screams from where I "felt" a cockroach crawling on me.

i feel your pain. i'm afraid of clowns.

I'm certain you can't understand why you're afraid of them.

john7h567hgrd 0

Actually the physiology behind it is that some people naturally don't trust people, and clowns seem tooooo nice. So its usually the sceptical people that find clowns scary.

Animeninja117 2

#26 freaking AWESOME turtle XD

Animeninja117 2

51, I'm guessing the word you were looking for was psychology (science of mind and behaviors), rather than physiology (the science of the mechanical, physical, bioelectrical functions of living systems). We got the gist though =]

I feel ya. I'm deathly afraid of them too. I always have a can of raid with me at ALL times :P

C94Slim 7

I woulda said I was having a screaming contest with it. xD

sincerely331 0

Looks like someone needs to MAN up! How is yur own girlfriend less afraid of an insect than yu are. That's so shameful!

your girlfriend has more balls than you do