FML : Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked...

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Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By thenotsomanlyman / Monday 7 March 2011 16:17 / United States

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By mike3775 | 30

#2159322 - Monday 7 March 2011 18:57

Be glad you have a caring girlfriend

By a_girl_i_know | 0

#2159329 - Monday 7 March 2011 18:58

I am embarrassed for your gf

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By mike3775 | 30

#2159322 - Monday 7 March 2011 18:57

Be glad you have a caring girlfriend

MichaelGood | 0

#2159569 - Monday 7 March 2011 20:27

no kidding. I'm the same with spiders haha

Temi25 | 6

#2159629 - Monday 7 March 2011 21:10

centipedes are poisonous, and they can kill you

sammy92 | 0

#2160103 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:34

centipedes and spiders r so cool! how can u be afraid of them? lol XD

ruby84 | 0

#2160420 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 2:26

you're so hot!

sammy92 | 0

#2161472 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 10:13

me or 35? lol

MichaelGood | 0

#2162827 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 23:08

obviously me ;) hahaha

krazygirl100 | 9

#2315089 - Friday 8 April 2011 17:04

centapeids are posinies

By H3adFonHyStRiA | 0

#2159327 - Monday 7 March 2011 18:59

I'm sensing your a bit of a bitch

felipe87 | 2

#2159351 - Monday 7 March 2011 19:04

wanna feel how hard I can hit?

ConfusionsLoveMe | 0

#2160925 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 5:45

Centipedes are fucking scary.

One day I was taking a tinkle on the toilet. And guess what I see? Oh, a centipede! Without putting on my undergarments and pants, I scurried out of the bathroom, hyperventilating.

I feel your pain OP!

kittykat1497 | 7

#2160929 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 5:45

I'll give u 45%

PincheLeti | 0

#2161277 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 8:32

#89 You sure that wasnt just your penis you saw :p haha

habeybaby25 | 11

#2161313 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 9:07

#100 that is a fuggen epic win to you!! xD

xXHIxxxHATERXx | 2

#2161432 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 9:47

what a man-gina!!

ConfusionsLoveMe | 0

#2164016 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 4:51

Haha , nope. I'm a girl!

Dr_Jalepenos | 0

#2905384 - Saturday 16 July 2011 11:02

no #3 that's just u

By a_girl_i_know | 0

#2159329 - Monday 7 March 2011 18:58

I am embarrassed for your gf

kingtz | 6

#2159537 - Monday 7 March 2011 20:09

Yes. He should just give her his man card.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2159806 - Monday 7 March 2011 22:51

Does he even have that card?

d3no1993 | 0

#2161361 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 9:20

she has nice eyes

just sayin

number0 | 8

#2161507 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 10:31

nice scrubs reference

By ReynshineCutting | 10

#2159331 - Monday 7 March 2011 19:00

Am I the only one wondering if it was a centipede or a millipede? Gosh look what college has done to me!

justmyluck1212 | 0

#2159507 - Monday 7 March 2011 19:56

lol yes! Subphylum Myriapoda

dannyboydx | 0

#2163843 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 3:37

considering the OP is in the US, I would guess it is a scutigeramorpha centipede. millipedes don't venture into houses, and scutigeramorpha thrive in basements.

By Yaqui_fml | 9

#2159337 - Monday 7 March 2011 19:00

lmao. OP sounds like my husband with spiders xD

lovexbox | 8

#2161588 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 11:45

My boyfriend is the same way!

By free2speak | 14

#2159346 - Monday 7 March 2011 19:02

that's exactly how I react when I see a cockroach. and my boyfriend can't understand why I am deathly afraid of them. He hates waking up in the night to my loud screams from where I "felt" a cockroach crawling on me.

Grimmerie | 31

#2159526 - Monday 7 March 2011 20:02

i feel your pain. i'm afraid of clowns.

docscientist | 9

#2159743 - Monday 7 March 2011 22:19

I'm certain you can't understand why you're afraid of them.

john7h567hgrd | 0

#2159780 - Monday 7 March 2011 22:39

Actually the physiology behind it is that some people naturally don't trust people, and clowns seem tooooo nice. So its usually the sceptical people that find clowns scary.

Animeninja117 | 2

#2161219 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 7:57

#26 freaking AWESOME turtle XD

Animeninja117 | 2

#2161220 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 7:58

uh I mean #28 my bad xD

besosforme | 26

#2164374 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:02

51, I'm guessing the word you were looking for was psychology (science of mind and behaviors), rather than physiology (the science of the mechanical, physical, bioelectrical functions of living systems). We got the gist though =]