Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
ringrash
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
NoSacredSpace
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can finally say there’s no part of my body that hasn’t had a pimple show up. I found a zit on my clit. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
Anonymous
Dunkirk, United States
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good
Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML
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Sketch_y 0
Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.
DameGreyWulf 1
Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.
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Comments (226)
_hellogoodbye_ 0
you sound like your disapointed its only acne. but hey, keep striving for herpes. better luck next time
Beans_fml 0
"Today I wanted to impress my friends by telling them I got herpes. Instead I found out that it's just acne and everyone knows I'm still a virgin. FML."
Dragonmouth 4
I'd be relieved.
theycallmenell 0
oh boohooo! not an fml at all
rightsaidred 3
So, you would rather have an incurable STD than acne? Are you playing with a full deck?
tarotreader 0
wow, seriously, how is this an FML ?! **** your life for not having a STD, that ******* sucks that you don't have herpes are you retarded ? wow, so dumb.
colonel_crunk 0
I think you should use Clearasil
in_wonderland 1
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ewe we we wew ewewewewewew EEWW!!!!! ****
AsianHomie 0
rub some proactive on your penis
Bullshet 0
So you'd rather have herpes or warts?