Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
ringrash
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
NoSacredSpace
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can finally say there’s no part of my body that hasn’t had a pimple show up. I found a zit on my clit. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
Anonymous
Dunkirk, United States
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good
Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML
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Sketch_y 0
Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.
DameGreyWulf 1
Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.
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Comments (226)
BUTTPLUG 0
He never said he would rather have herpes or warts guys, he probably means that he went through all that worry and asking doctor's and the embarassment of it all was that it was a pimple. Jus sayin
tashhshere 0
true
Wankster 0
This is a MLIA.
Kira_fml 0
congratulations
kuyakhris 0
dude that's waaaay better than having genital warts or herpes...
katherinebby17 28
you should be super glad
Kyorakyu 0
Well actually most of you are far too arrogant, it's most likely just PPP which stands for some other shit which is hard to spell, but it is very common and found over 30% of men, google "ppp on penis" and you'll see. it's common on both men and women btw.
freddie_fml 0
THIS is an FML? You're an idiot.
buffalo_9 0
eww why would you want people to know about that...
jonny2x4 0
How is this an FML? You have folliculitis, plain and simple. May be it's not the hiv and it's not the herp, but do you really want those just to be cool? just being able to pee without it burning is cool. Oh wait, that's the clap.
Jotham 0
He rather have herpes than acne. :)