Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
ringrash
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
NoSacredSpace
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can finally say there’s no part of my body that hasn’t had a pimple show up. I found a zit on my clit. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
Anonymous
Dunkirk, United States
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good
Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML
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Sketch_y 0
Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.
DameGreyWulf 1
Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.
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Comments (226)
Kylias 6
Oh, darn, you poor thing, you don't have an STD!~ You have something that everyone gets somewhere at some point, and it's something goes away!~ That sucks, dude! ... dumbass.
Paige_Nicole10 0
and this sounds like good news to me
doubleAbattery 0
Would you prefer to have herpes or genital warts? Because if so, I know people who could help you out.
fckaduck 0
Umm, not having Herpes is a good thing. Just FYI.
prp11408 0
How did you even accomplish that one?
laughingman 0
bummer,
blah123blah 0
Stop masturbating with a jar of lard. Problem solved.
IUsed2 0
"today i discovered I don't have herpes, it was just acne. FML" you're retarded OP
inbar123 0
how is that an fml. that is a good thing
VersusFML 0
this is how it should have been told...... Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or Genital warts. I have acne on my penis. TMI
mubaki 18
lol