Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
ringrash
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
NoSacredSpace
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can finally say there’s no part of my body that hasn’t had a pimple show up. I found a zit on my clit. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
Anonymous
Dunkirk, United States
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good
Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML
Top comments
Sketch_y 0
Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.
DameGreyWulf 1
Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.
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Comments (226)
jojothehobo 0
ROFL. I laughed so hard at this. =P
jaybrown 0
People, women will think he'll have Herpes or Genital warts. THINK LOGICALLY!
DanizzleXFoSho 6
Herpes are for life bro. Acne dick. Sounds appealing to women. Have fun trying to get some head ;D
gummibehrs 4
That's a horrifying thought. Imagine the texture. I'm guessing he also smells down there.
TeeParty 0
Wtf? Isn't that a good thing?
nodbor 11
will, if you're that upset about it, go out and get you some of that then
gummibehrs 4
When you're getting head, does the girl randomly stop in the middle of it thinking you're just came when really it was just your penis pimples popping and releasing pus in her mouth? How nauseating to think about.
iSushix3 0
wtf man?! wuts wrong w/ u?!?!?
cutiepi 0
um.. this is GOOD news i mean, still gross.. but better than herpes
dulce179 0
You wash your penis in dirty pussy!
QueenPsycho 0
Yeah, I see your point. At least if it was herpes, you'd get street cred. Either way, you ain't getting laid... May as well have the street cred, amirite?