Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
ringrash
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
NoSacredSpace
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can finally say there’s no part of my body that hasn’t had a pimple show up. I found a zit on my clit. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
Anonymous
Dunkirk, United States
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good
Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML
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Sketch_y 0
Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.
DameGreyWulf 1
Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.
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Comments (226)
Sk69Dk 0
alright bud, that's not nearly as bad as herpes!!
tigerrr 0
only reason i said ydi is because its not an fml. you thought it was herpes or genital warts, so that means this should be a relief. if you just all of a sudden noticed it and knew it was acne, it would be an fml. but the fact that you thought it was something worse and it turned out to be something not only manageable but curable, its not fml. good luck though dude. maybe proactiv will help?
movies12 0
How the **** do you get acne on your freekin penis?
Shinzura 0
Seriously... It would be an FML if it turned out not to be Acne but genital warts or herpes, especially if you hadn't had sex and got it from, like, a dirty blanket or a toilet seat or something
hither 0
Omg that terrible! You don't have herpes?!?! Wow your life really sucks :(
xmagicgirlxx 0
umm be happy. who wants warts or herpes. take the acne. it goes away.
ilikeu12 0
Say wuuttttttttt!
what_thefk 0
do you wear tighty whities ?
fMYYYlife 0
Uhmm! Who moderates these?! Thats amazing! This totally belongs on MLIG! And if you're concerned about getting Herpes, use a damn condom!
puckdriver37 0
**** you! i don't want do know about that shit. FMLs should be funny or entertaining. this is just disturbing