About Colonel_crunk
Imm Pretty Fly :D If ya aint tryna weed with me fuckkk offf. :)
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Colonel_crunk's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    1%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    2%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
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Colonel_crunk's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 April 2009 05:13 / United States
By Baboosh - / Monday 28 September 2009 04:11 / Canada

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 13 September 2009 09:27 / United States
By peter - / Friday 11 September 2009 04:33 / Indonesia
By ilovefootball - / Monday 7 September 2009 19:21 / United States