By car - 21/08/2010 05:25 - Australia

Today, after a costly fix for my brakes that failed a while back as I was going down a hill, I found a $130 bill in the mail attached to a speed camera photo of me shitting myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 721
You deserved it 4 097

Same thing different taste

Top comments

caligal14 0

Fight the ticket in court, I'm sure you'll get it overturned or at least lessened.

I get it. OP said that he was going down hill when his breaks went out, so he must've zoomed by a speed camera and it caught him in the moment of freaking out over it, aka "******** himself." Frankly, I laughed. But OP gets a FYL. Take it to court with records of your breaks being fixed (receipts, etc) and of course the ticket and picture. I'm sure the story would amuse the judge.


hahah I can relate to this since you're from Australia =D gotta hate multi-novas

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lmaoooo #9, u r epic .. thanks for making my day lol

#9 lmao he's taking over fml with his comments xD

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ohhh brakes, I thought it said braces... LOL fail

Izzy_babii 0

I don't get how the camera got you ******** yourself...i mean,how would it catch your ass if your sitting in the car? lmao

rallets 22

it's alright but next time don't shit your self next time.

rallets 22

im not understanding? you broke your brakes than shit youself now you have to pay 130$? this makes no sense to me!

morganrules123 10

41 He had messed up brakes so when he was going down a hill he couldn't slow down which scared him and made him shit his pants. He was going beyond the speed limit so a speed camera caught him and he had to pay 130 for a speeding ticket.

lmfao @9, 15 on the other hand, that was SAD, please stop trying, u might hurt yourself ;)

9 took my line that's all I am going to say

oarisimo 4

43 the op is female just so you know. doesn't make a difference, it just bugs me when people don't bother looking :/

simple attach a copy of the repair bill to the traffic ticket. it may get waived if you explain along with the repair bill of what happened.

mollieOdare 0

#39-you probably get this alot but you are super duper gorgeous(:

caligal14 0

Fight the ticket in court, I'm sure you'll get it overturned or at least lessened.

54... you are wrong hahahaha you fight charges and tickets IN court. you take people/cops/rta to court. hence the post was correct in saying fight it IN court.

tandem123 6

We'll settle this like men. I'll sue.

84 - I read "To court!" what did you read?

astarwarsfan 0

how would it be possible to see yourself ******** yourself? unless it was in color or something like that.

Most likely it shows that oh **** look on his face that people get when the shit is hitting the fan.

rawrimaunicorn 0

thats kindof strange and funny at the same time..

Lmfao unless the picture was insidr his car and showed him ******** himself maaaybe this would make sense because I dont get it.