Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
ringrash
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
NoSacredSpace
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can finally say there’s no part of my body that hasn’t had a pimple show up. I found a zit on my clit. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
Anonymous
Dunkirk, United States
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good
Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML
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Sketch_y 0
Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.
DameGreyWulf 1
Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.
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Comments (226)
Miz_Firebrand 3
I'd be grateful it wasn't either of the other possibilities.
KellykopterXD 0
D:
infidelboy 0
and your complaining why??? im starting to hate this site because of people like you. MLIA doesnt have dumbasses like you
crashTRAGIC 0
oh god forbid you DON'T have an sti....******* prick i don't think it matters what it looks like ur never gonna need to use it
Bridge123 0
That sucks... but shouldn't not have an STI be a good thing???
sublime93 0
Yes but the fact remains that his DICK is BUMPY
capthavoc123 0
This is because you ********** too much. The oils from your hands have gotten all over your penis, giving you the same kind of pimples you would have on your face. Good job, socially awkward loser.
Matty_No9 0
^ haha
Cassiidy_fml 0
LOLLL^^
Poke_my_mon 0
There's actually this treatment that works quite well for that. It's called um... a shower. Do that once or twice daily, use some soap, and you should clear that up.
iljajlm 4
Yes because people who shower that frequently never get acne. Just showering daily stops all acne in its tracks.
Poke_my_mon 0
In an area like your nutsack and shaft, it does. Acne down there means that there is some serious dirt in your pores. Showering and washing fixes that.
stephie_rox 0
29 is the worst YDI ever
gopsavior 0
Haha this sounds like a MLIG
prshusl0l 0
ydi.