Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
Today, I started talking to a friend about how he needs to stop overreacting and getting angry very easily. He kicked sand up in the air, and it came back into his eyes. He started getting angry, and when I told him this is what I was talking about, he hit me in the nose. FML
Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head, and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like hell. Even inanimate objects hate me. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was lectured about how emotionally immature I am by someone who, afterwards, promptly threw a chair out of anger. FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
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roflcopter657 0
that's terrible ******* advice... your mentor should be fired.
lifeislife_fml 0
The tree also has anger management problems...
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omglyktotally78 0
#80, is there a reason why you felt the need to tell me to lay down for good? Do you have some inner conflicts that you need to work out? Does telling me to basically die make you feel better about yourself? I don't understand why you felt the need to disrespect all those people in your comment, but whatever floats your boat and whatever makes you feel better about yourself. :)
xClarkGable 0
@116 Nothing personal. Your comment just pissed me off. :D and I didn't insult anyone, I just disagreed with what they said. Plus, boredom affects me.
Naheelawhatwhat 0
xClarkGable you should probably stop coming back and commenting everyone who's responding to your #80. Youre really not makin any friends here so you should probably quit while your behind. Just a thought. Boredness is not an excuse for acting like a jackass for kicks. I strongly suggest you find another hobby and grow the hell up.
takemeonthefloor 0
Next time, just try arguing with the tree. You can yell and there's no potential danger. Just watch out for pine cones. But sorry you kind of deserve it...
xClarkGable 0
@Naheelawhatwhat So commenting this would be wrong? I don't plan to make friends on a WEBSITE, that's what God made the World for. Also, everyone is a jackass on this website.
takemeonthefloor 0
xClarkGable : not everyone....
xClarkGable 0
sure seems it.
Naheelawhatwhat 0
Do you not have a life? I'm assuming not since you keep on coming back. you already got pwned enough. haven't you learned your lesson yet? I guess not, so keep the comments coming! Ima drink a beer and cuddle w/ my boo so have fun stressin over whats being said on an FML! Loser. ;-)
alesposito 0
HAHAAHAHAHAHAH! I hope you aren't paying that mentor. Throw rocks at trees? Seriously? ROFLMAO YDI for seeking shitty advice.
xClarkGable 0
@123 at 1:15 at night, no, I don't have a life. Have fun with your 'boo'. Sorry to dissapoint you but I don't stress over anything strangers say. :) and did you just really use the word 'pwned?' are you 12?