Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
Today, I started talking to a friend about how he needs to stop overreacting and getting angry very easily. He kicked sand up in the air, and it came back into his eyes. He started getting angry, and when I told him this is what I was talking about, he hit me in the nose. FML
Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head, and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like hell. Even inanimate objects hate me. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was lectured about how emotionally immature I am by someone who, afterwards, promptly threw a chair out of anger. FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
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roflcopter657 0
that's terrible ******* advice... your mentor should be fired.
lifeislife_fml 0
The tree also has anger management problems...
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qwertyuiop8989 0
You kids are more entertaining than the FML itsself.
TheMightyRussian 1
Just take a hot shower, it helps... but anyways, your mentor completely sucks. tell her to hug a tree...
ihateyourband28 0
Your mentor's a moron. Take up some other kind of hobby instead - if you have rage issues, something like boxing or a martial art might be fun. Provided you don't use it on other people :|
ztc14gk 0
Perhaps this is what your mentor was trying to prove to you. If you take your anger out on something else then you only hurt yourself in the long run. Hows that for an ironic metaphor? Even though your mentor didn't plan for this I bet you won't take your anger out on trees anymore?
Pepperolls 0
That's really funny.
lilcuti3pi389 0
Everyone arguing on here is dumb as fck and needs to relax. You all need anger management.
doleofbob 0
when you throw a rock at something it will tend to bounce back i don't see how this isn't you're fault so ya FYL you're an idiot
doleofbob 0
so number 56 i agree that everyone deals with anger in their own way but even a total dumbass can manage to do so without hurting themself
R3TH0R 0
honestly, its simple physics, for ever action there is an equal and opposite reaction; thus the energy put into the rock hitting an object that same energy is being put out in the opposite direction when it hits... YDI for throwing rocks at trees (unless you throw them from the top of a hill down at trees) but FYL for having a shitty mentor that doesnt know how to deal with anger problems. get a ******* punching bag or something and beat that up at home, or just figure out whats pissed you off, think of a way to improve the situation and do it, or else if you cant improve it ignore it and move on
cadburyegg 0
I agree with the positive outlet like exercise. However, buying cheap ceramics at a dollar store (plates, figurines, whatever) and chucking those at a garage wall (safe area)or what have you, can be kind of relieving too. Just saying, better than throwing rocks...