Try to show some emotional self control instead of throwing a cha- oh wait...

Emotionally immature is probably better than furniture hurling anger. I mean, you have to dodge less often with emotional immaturity, at least.

I told you that you'll get into lots of trouble with your emotional immaturity. triggered.

Sounds like you were getting lectured by my mother haha

I once had an older coworker do something similar. I got annoyed with her for something rude she said, and she promptly told me to "grow up," then held her hand up when I tried to respond and said "talk to the hand." I almost laughed, it was so absurd. The irony was just too much.

Takes one to know one???

Take inspiration from this. Join a dodgeball team. if you can dodge a chair, you can dodge a ball! Also will make for less opportunities to run into the angry chair thrower! hmm... unless they are into dodgeball...

To the person that threw the chair. Was that an example on the way I shouldn't act, or am I allowed to act like a fool and throw a chair in anger?

Just relax and nature will take it's course

Just relax and nature will take it's course