FML : Today, I was watching tv on the couch. My mom then kicked me off so she could lie down. Exhausted, I asked if I could sit at the end. She said no. A minute...

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Today, I was watching tv on the couch. My mom then kicked me off so she could lie down. Exhausted, I asked if I could sit at the end. She said no. A minute later she called the dog to come sit with her. As I was sitting on the ground, my mom told me to move because "the dog can't see the TV." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By holly - / Sunday 24 May 2009 18:05 / United States

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By BKF | 0

#226732 - Sunday 24 May 2009 11:17

LMAO! But seriously, FYL your Mom's a bitch.

By NGM_KID | 0

#226738 - Sunday 24 May 2009 11:18

Well, what makes you think you're more important than her dog? lol jk!! Your mom is such a bitch!!

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By bonestructure | 0

#226723 - Sunday 24 May 2009 11:14

thats harsh, but LOL

ReyEr9412 | 0

#922113 - Sunday 7 March 2010 05:59

How was the OP 'exhausted'? If getting up makes you that tired, then your mom was right to kick you off.

Canadaisawesome | 0

#923726 - Monday 8 March 2010 03:19

wow that would suck

KingZaneXII | 6

#1217952 - Tuesday 10 August 2010 04:24

They should have a category dedicated to parents on this. FYL

whoisthisgirl | 4

#1880644 - Thursday 23 December 2010 02:51

174 are you retarded? she was obviously exhausted before that, hence she was on the couch. dumbass.

By potentpotable | 0

#226724 - Sunday 24 May 2009 11:15

What's with all these FMLs about bitchy moms? There are so many that it's not even funny...just sad. Honestly, fuck all of your lives!

By Special_K | 0

#226725 - Sunday 24 May 2009 11:15

you got owned by your mom.

By BKF | 0

#226732 - Sunday 24 May 2009 11:17

LMAO! But seriously, FYL your Mom's a bitch.

By blackdog_fml | 0

#226735 - Sunday 24 May 2009 11:17

hahahhahahhahhaa damn. wow

By ihateproactive | 0

#226736 - Sunday 24 May 2009 11:17

that sucks! ): FYL

By NGM_KID | 0

#226738 - Sunday 24 May 2009 11:18

Well, what makes you think you're more important than her dog? lol jk!! Your mom is such a bitch!!

By Alice_Renee | 0

#226748 - Sunday 24 May 2009 11:19

How can you even call her mom?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?

By lifeislife_fml | 0

#226750 - Sunday 24 May 2009 11:19

The dog has to watch its tv!

By baby_love | 0

#226757 - Sunday 24 May 2009 11:20

ouch! is it a cute dog?

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