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Wait, pee fetishes are unusual?
Yes. You can't believe how hard it is to find someone who has one
Well that could end up being an extremely stinky relationship.
It'd wouldn't be stinky if it weren't so pissy
Kinky. You mean kinky.
#37 - It is also incredibly difficult to find someone who is accepting of a partner with one. Uh, I mean-not that I'm looking...
#65 he also doesn't have rotating blades
That was meant for 68... Damn
#65 & #37: look! FML bringing people together. Those with pee fetishes and those that want people with pee fetishes.
its just disgusting. peeing on another person, in public in a party. yuk.
Did he feel the warmth of your gesture?
Trying to mark your territory?
OP he won't need a bath after you just gave him a golden shower ;)
Aww!! Sorry that happened OP. Maybe he'll get over it and you guys will joke about it some day.
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Show it anywayDid you read the FML? Of course OP didnt choose to pee on her crush! Dont you ever accidentally and completely randomly let out a drop of pee?
Well just to let you know, girls do. There, I said it. It's completely random, uncontrollable, and pretty uncommon, but it does happen. Very unlucky for OP that her brain decided that then was the ideal time and place.
It just means that she has an extremely weak pelvic floor, this is what kegels are for.
He may have taken it as a gesture of her love... To be peed on will give you a warm feeling, sharing a rather intimidate experience of bodily fluids with the opposite sex - Nah, what am I saying? FYL. That is literally the worse thing you can do to your crush. Unless he's into being R-Kelly'd.
I think it pissed him on.
This is one of those FMLs that I really want to hear the rest of the story. O.o
Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Oh wait...
Be glad it was pee and not....well you know...
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Show it anywayOP also stated that she did not intend to pee
I seriously don't think she meant to pee. What a rude comment.
There are two types of people in this world, people who say they've peed in a pool and DIRTY ******* LIARS
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Show it anywayYou're an asshole. Bet you've pissed in the pool too.
#108 just boarded the asshole train too. Toot toot.
I can honestly say I've peed in just about every pool I've been in for longer than 10 minutes or so. Me and probably every other competitive swimmer out there! That being said...peeing *on* someone is just a teeny tiny bit different than just peeing in the pool!
I honestly have never peed in the pool.. But once as a little kid in the ocean :/ I was like 7
Pool water?
its happends. OP you guys will one day be able to joke all about it.
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Did he throw you off of him? If not, he is a keeper :)
Did he feel the warmth of your gesture?