Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
Today, I started talking to a friend about how he needs to stop overreacting and getting angry very easily. He kicked sand up in the air, and it came back into his eyes. He started getting angry, and when I told him this is what I was talking about, he hit me in the nose. FML
Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head, and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like hell. Even inanimate objects hate me. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was lectured about how emotionally immature I am by someone who, afterwards, promptly threw a chair out of anger. FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
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roflcopter657 0
that's terrible ******* advice... your mentor should be fired.
lifeislife_fml 0
The tree also has anger management problems...
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Soldat_fml 0
Venting just makes it worse, because you are rewarding yourself for being angry. Your mentor sucks.
dearViena 0
hahahahahaahahahaha your mentor is kind of an idiot. do something that makes you look less dumb and that actually works. leave nature out of it!
karmabunnie 0
what kind of advice is that? them trees is gonna come get you, boy.
GloomySkyz 0
YDI for having a dumbass mentor that tells you to throw rocks at trees.
Icutu7 0
wow get a new mentor i mean wtf "throw some rocks at this tree" throw some rocks at your mentor
k10tree 0
Throwing rocks at a tree is a stupid idea. You could miss and hit a person. Or hit wild life that ten attacks you. Or have exactly what happened to you happen (Although, why weren't you standing farther away???)
ShelbyG 0
# 20 and 19 Are one of the first ones to beat me to it! xDDD Rofl.
untitledentity 0
Thanks for all the advice, guys. My mentor is a family friend, who's more of a friend, if anything, so I can't really fire her. She generally has decent advice but kinda failed me this time.... Well, very failed me this time. It was a pretty decent throw, I do play softball, just don't pitch, I'm the catcher. I've decided to not throw anything at anyone/thing anymore... I'm trying to count to a thousand first.
luckyyyy 0
i have a hard time controlling my anger too but instead treat everything like a joke when something offensive is said too you, listen to some tunes etc.
mccaff135 0
this really isnt all the mentors fault, because throwing shit does help you actually relieve stress. What im guessing that happened was this guy was too ******* stupid to throw it at a tree that is far away and since he threw it hard it came back and hit him in the face. Since this was the first rock that you threw then you didnt relieve any stress. Your fault. Not the mentor's