FML : Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like...

Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like hell. Even inanimate objects hate me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Cammy - / Wednesday 29 April 2009 07:19 / United Kingdom

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By zeppelin9000 | 0

#153832 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 04:18

Definitely not an FML... but YDI anyways. You should probably not kick a soccer ball at a wall directly in front of you, it's simple physics.

By Jimboom | 11

#153839 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 04:20

Inanimate objects don't hate you. They couldn't give a shit one way or the other about you. At least that's what the cheese grater told me. :-P

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By levitate | 3

#153815 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 04:15

Hahah. I just burst out laughing. Idk why.

isaiaha11 | 2

#1305229 - Thursday 26 August 2010 10:21

in soviet russia soccer balls kick you

MrPhucked | 0

#1363917 - Tuesday 7 September 2010 05:47

Lmao, in Societ Russia, Ball Teabags You

B4SK3TB4IL | 0

#1390894 - Sunday 12 September 2010 04:22

I think anything will hate u if u kick it. Dumbass :D

By 24788 | 5

#153821 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 04:16

I don't see the FML in this. I've injured myself so many times while playing sports. That sucks though.

By x_eyebrows | 0

#153827 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 04:18

I can understand why. :) Didn't your parents ever tell you not to play ball in the house?

By zeppelin9000 | 0

#153832 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 04:18

Definitely not an FML... but YDI anyways. You should probably not kick a soccer ball at a wall directly in front of you, it's simple physics.

By Jimboom | 11

#153839 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 04:20

Inanimate objects don't hate you. They couldn't give a shit one way or the other about you. At least that's what the cheese grater told me. :-P

NIRVANAfan123 | 0

#846252 - Friday 12 February 2010 01:02

FTW

Link5794 | 16

#4912490 - Sunday 9 September 2012 06:32

Well, you don't kick cheese graters.

BirdieCurls | 25

#5941256 - Sunday 11 May 2014 09:12

94... I KICK CHEESE GRATERS.

By Proxgotsthafia | 0

#153843 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 04:21

aaaaaaaaaaaand PHYSICS!

By BaldOuting | 0

#153846 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 04:22

that is frustrating, one time i was so mad i punched a wall. a decision i immediately regretted.

By rukusrazor | 0

#153851 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 04:23

Wow, someone on FMyLife.com that got hit in the head and DIDN'T get knocked out! /You blinded yourself... WITH SCIENCE!

020266t | 5

#1766217 - Monday 29 November 2010 02:06

oh god don't sing that song!

By scorpiogirl666 | 0

#153862 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 04:28

lol #5

By talestospin | 0

#153863 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 04:28

yeah...you should probably check for a concussion

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