Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
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leadman1989
| 15
You - "I'm gonna beat the CRAP out of you"
No seriously FYL
No seriously FYL
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fakeaccountX
| 6
Agreed; the context in which it was said really matters in this situation.
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LiveLaughFML
| 10
your mom would send you to a mental institution for saying "bitch." :S
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Iamnotmyself
| 17
"I'm going to rip your eyes out, slice your feet off, and shove your crap down your throat" Sound familiar OP?
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boomsma
| 0
Crap!...... :) haha
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jonn090
| 13
This is y I don't drugs
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Obviously you do 69.
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dsbs
| 9
Hehehehe... 69
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Mean_Mr_Mustard
| 9
69- Said the person with a carnivorous pokémon picture...
84- That's what she said!
84- That's what she said!
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AnonymousTroll
| 2
I'd say you're fucked, but I don't want to join the same class.
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Prankster7o7
| 5
These FMLs get worse by the day.
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illmatic2
| 16
It's not the FMLs that is the problem. It's all of the retarded comments that is the real problem.
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FFPulley
| 9
In return you should have said FUCK FUCKITTY FUCK FUCK FUCK!! All the way to the door of anger management.
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ohxdamnxkay02
| 12
God only knows what would of happened if you said "shit" instead of "crap" :O
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TheDeadlyTurtle
| 7
Oh poop.
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opendoorclosed
| 8
Its not only what you say, but HOW you say it... what you do after you say it. For example: CRAAAAAAP!! then punching a hole on the wall.
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emmaa3451
| 11
And then you put it on a fuck my life site!! Omg!! Haha fyl OP :)
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DropTheDaggerxx
| 31
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit.
...or go wash your gosh-darn mouth out with soap right now, OP! You should be ashamed.
...or go wash your gosh-darn mouth out with soap right now, OP! You should be ashamed.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
That's why you say "scheiße".
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emilymelizabeth
| 11
awe :( well atleast she cares! :D
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dwreck69
| 0
I call bullshit on this one
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evanedwards85
| 6
u mad bro??
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MichellinMan
| 20
For the first comment, I was expecting something like "Thats a crappy situation" but I guess not. Good.
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substitutes
| 0
you really need to talk to her..
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greg84_fml
| 21
Her money, let her waste it. At least you get something out of it and can use this down the road to prove to her her fail parenting.
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Lenho
| 26
The torment of being in an anger management class without you needing it it's not worth the pleasure of knowing her mom is wasting HER money and not OP's.
Sorry OP, FYL. I hope you get your anger management certificate soon :P.
Sorry OP, FYL. I hope you get your anger management certificate soon :P.
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SirObvious
| 1
YOUR FACE GODDAAMMIITT!!!
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
You need a better punch line, sir.
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MichellinMan
| 20
What was she smoking?
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Lanceeden
| 12
You just said it again. You're so badass !
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ThatFunnyDude
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...wow OPs parents are insane
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olpally
| 32
Just her mom being a crazy person... Hopefully op's dad is cool
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olpally
| 32
His mom** sorry I saw the op's name just now.. Whoops
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SpaceMan55
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Wonder what she would do if some other words came out?
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YdoIhaveAchode
| 4
Were you angry when you said it?
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BigHoshJosh
| 0
I have a feeling op is under exaggerating a little bit.
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ashtonkay
| 7
I think op did more than just say it, it wasn't a "hey mom I'll be back I have to take a crap"
It was probably more of a "aw whatchu want mail man, you wunna box bruh?" (bucks at the mail man) "gimme ma mail before I beat the crap outta you and make you eat it! Go on..NOW GET, FOOL!" (goes inside) "mom, I'm back" (mom was looking out of the window the whole time)
It was probably more of a "aw whatchu want mail man, you wunna box bruh?" (bucks at the mail man) "gimme ma mail before I beat the crap outta you and make you eat it! Go on..NOW GET, FOOL!" (goes inside) "mom, I'm back" (mom was looking out of the window the whole time)
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chickenwalrus
| 14
i think he probably did something he didnt mean to like dropped something (or if hes a loser, lost at COD) and screamed CRAP!! haha
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stacianichole
| 2
So is OP just aggerating?
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ElmoStoleMyLook
| 1
Seems like personal expirience.. >.>
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fmlikecrazy
| 0
Then I guess you'll get out soon.
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TeeHee124
| 0
Is that legal?
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rawrface22
| 10
DAMN. *no mom, I don't need anger management like him for typing damn*
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syfool
| 4
Oh shit.
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crazychick1269
| 7
yea oh shit is right
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Buttsexpirate
| 9
Well that'll teach ya silly goose! Crap is a no-no word. You should say doody! Argh!
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ihasbrains
| 10
Rofl at your screen name
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RSL1198
| 0
Says butsexpirate
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tsume24
| 3
or "poopdeck"
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Poopolicious
| 5
Wait til you say fuck....
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jrsylilballer6
| 7
"mom I need to take a crap."
"I'm in the bathroom here!"
"hurry!"
*mom opens door*
thats it I'm taking you to anger management, Now go do you're business and hurry so we can register you. FYL
"I'm in the bathroom here!"
"hurry!"
*mom opens door*
thats it I'm taking you to anger management, Now go do you're business and hurry so we can register you. FYL
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No_LoveMM
| 3
nvm it got changed
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mollyjynxjax
| 28
*your
No seriously FYL
YOU DESERVE TO BE IN ANGER MANAGEMENT, SHIT HEAD!