FML : Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my MandM's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from...

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Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my MandM's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the MandM off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an MandM. It was a dead beetle. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 16 April 2009 01:22 / United States

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By MKC_fml | 0

#115622 - Thursday 16 April 2009 9:41

snatching it off the floor so your dog doesn't eat it....good.
Popping it in your mouth before looking at it....not so good.

By betsymonty | 0

#115679 - Thursday 16 April 2009 10:05

And the worst part? A dog wouldn't get sick from a single M&M.

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By tateno | 0

#115615 - Thursday 16 April 2009 9:39

yes! first comment! hahaha thats funny as hell!

mrjakesuba | 0

#971959 - Wednesday 31 March 2010 15:27

I hope you spat it out.

isaiaha11 | 2

#1096253 - Friday 16 July 2010 4:06

did u find the one that dropped?

By MKC_fml | 0

#115622 - Thursday 16 April 2009 9:41

snatching it off the floor so your dog doesn't eat it....good.
Popping it in your mouth before looking at it....not so good.

Doogy700 | 5

#4538604 - Friday 8 June 2012 3:51

Agreed.

OBTrice | 15

#6003603 - Thursday 10 July 2014 5:03

Just one question what the f*** is a MandM

By AnimeJet | 0

#115625 - Thursday 16 April 2009 9:42

equally YDI and FYL.

This might be the tightest one in terms of voting yet, haha.

2queen18 | 2

#2709339 - Saturday 18 June 2011 17:27

whats ydi????

xxJustTxx | 0

#2902236 - Saturday 16 July 2011 1:17

ydi for taking a dogs tiny treat away it sounds quite greedy

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#4738541 - Friday 27 July 2012 7:03

165- you do know chocolate's poisounous, right?

kianaaa32 | 17

#5457587 - Saturday 20 April 2013 22:16

You do know that only dark chocolate is poisonous right? And only if consumed in a great amount, my dogs have gotten into plenty of chocolates in their life time and are still alive, even dark chocolate.

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#5736539 - Thursday 31 October 2013 14:09

176 just because it hasn't killed them yet doesn't meant it won't. you don't give chocolate to a dog.

By jdb2009 | 0

#115626 - Thursday 16 April 2009 9:42

Goddamn idiot.

By dang_fml | 0

#115638 - Thursday 16 April 2009 9:46

lmao thats so gross! i agree with #2

By TydusArandor | 0

#115646 - Thursday 16 April 2009 9:49

#2 stole the words out of my mouth. You're a complete idiot.

By jSOPURE | 3

#115647 - Thursday 16 April 2009 9:49

Taste any good?

=X

By renthead88 | 0

#115649 - Thursday 16 April 2009 9:50

fail.

By Wonka_fml | 0

#115651 - Thursday 16 April 2009 9:50

Were you the one that dropped a pill on the floor, picked it up and took the pill. Then found out the next day that the pill you were suppose to take was still on the floor? You took something else?

People don't look at what they eat anymore?