FML : Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian....

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Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 16 April 2009 00:13 / United States

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By alien_bow | 0

#115620 - Thursday 16 April 2009 09:41

Shouldn't assume you're going to get married like that, since your tone seems to indicate this was your first date. However, it's really wrong of the girl to just play you like that, and then adding insult to injury...FYL.

By imagineyesterday | 0

#115629 - Thursday 16 April 2009 09:44

#1, what, like there's some infallible way to distinguish homosexual folks from everyone else? :P

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By dspadres | 0

#115617 - Thursday 16 April 2009 09:40

how couldn't you tell?

By alien_bow | 0

#115620 - Thursday 16 April 2009 09:41

loganberrybat | 11

#5512495 - Wednesday 29 May 2013 09:47

Who said the girl played him? He shouldn't have assumed she was straight

R3TROxLOV3 | 32

#5856935 - Thursday 13 February 2014 12:32

She shouldn't have agreed to a date with him without full disclosure. Telling a guy that asks you on a date that you're gay Before you agree is common decency.

By blacklagoon_fml | 0

#115628 - Thursday 16 April 2009 09:43

Nice, my type of woman. Hah

By imagineyesterday | 0

#115629 - Thursday 16 April 2009 09:44

#1, what, like there's some infallible way to distinguish homosexual folks from everyone else? :P

Ha1r1nY0S0up | 15

#2707429 - Saturday 18 June 2011 07:21

pretty much yeah

By uglymoose89 | 0

#115665 - Thursday 16 April 2009 09:54

to be honest don't you think you rushed to the conclusion that "you were gonna marry this girl"?

By heyhoid | 0

#115669 - Thursday 16 April 2009 09:56

The thing with "I thought I would end up marrying" was probably only there for dramatic effect. I hope..

By Endymion_fml | 0

#115670 - Thursday 16 April 2009 09:56

That bitch used you. Do something to get even!

xXxIracebethxXx | 14

#5171528 - Wednesday 21 November 2012 06:07

Yeah! Hook up with a straight girl! That'll teach her!

By jonesey | 0

#115672 - Thursday 16 April 2009 09:57

This is a friend for life. Think of the adventures to be had. She'll take care of your drunk ass... unless a bi-curious woman walks in. Then you're on your own.