Dogs and Food: Yummy

Yummy

By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 14:00

Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 12:50 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, my dog had her stomach pumped because she ate some cookies. The 100 cookies I made for a bake sale to be exact. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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By peanuts - 03/07/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML

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By ryansmithho - 24/11/2010 19:06 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my MandM's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the MandM off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an MandM. It was a dead beetle. FML

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There was an attempt

By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 05:44 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I came home from a rough day working two jobs to find a plate of cookies on my desk with a note from my roommates saying, "You deserve it!" I happily broke one in half to eat and discovered they contained coconut. I'm allergic to coconut, a fact that both of my roommates are aware of. FML

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Good tasting

By Anonymous - 15/12/2019 03:00 - Canada - Saint-hubert

Today, my roommate left those powdered donuts in the kitchen. Hungry, I decided to try one. Turns out, the white powder wasn't sugar. It was cocaine. FML

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Bon appétit, I guess

By Jenn86 - 18/08/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I tried my hand at baking homemade individual apple tarts. While taking them out of the oven, I dropped the entire tray on the floor. My dog acted like it was Christmas in August and scarfed at least half of them. FML

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Snack time

By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

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Vitani_Verci 24

Sunday 18 September 2016 5:04

This is a lesson to not eat what is not yours, without permission OP. I also do not know how you did not realize it was for dogs just by the taste..

torrea 19

Sunday 18 September 2016 5:04

That's what you get for taking what doesn't belong to you. And I guess you'll eat anything... gross. lol

Comments

DxAwShizz 10

Saturday 17 September 2016 5:31

lol

xxjeramiahxx 18

Sunday 18 September 2016 5:02

YDI for just devouring it

SecundusSecunda 27

Sunday 18 September 2016 5:03

That's what you get for disrespecting somebody else's property

torrea 19

Sunday 18 September 2016 5:04

That's what you get for taking what doesn't belong to you. And I guess you'll eat anything... gross. lol

Vitani_Verci 24

Sunday 18 September 2016 5:04

This is a lesson to not eat what is not yours, without permission OP. I also do not know how you did not realize it was for dogs just by the taste..

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 18 September 2016 6:15

If you've ever watched JennaMarbles, you'd know there are some dog treats that don't taste like dog food at all. Some companies make some real fancy-ass dog treats these days.

NeatNit 32

Sunday 18 September 2016 6:16

It might still taste like people cookies, you never know

countryb_cth 38

Sunday 18 September 2016 13:08

A lot of the dog treat cookies are made with peanut butter so if someone where to eat one by accident it would probably just taste like a peanut butter cookie.

Moonfate 16

Sunday 18 September 2016 16:35

My sister tried a dog cookie because it looked and smelled like a real cookie, apparently they taste like real cookies too.

ZombieScoobyDoo 20

Monday 19 September 2016 21:12

Pet smart has the rainbow cookies that are similar in design to Oreos. They taste just like the vanilla ones (idk the name). I agree that you should never just eat someone's food without permission.