By Anonymous

Chocolate chip

Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML
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By  Sady_Ct  |  37

Don’t eat shit off the floor! YTDI

  alycion  |  38

Depends on type, amount consumed, and weight of the dog. But in no world is a tiny piece of semi sweet milk chocolate going to kill a dog on its own. Pet MD even has a chocolate toxicity meter.

I get the thought process though. I don’t get eating off of the floor with pets though. Even if I just washed them with bleach.

By  Matthew Irmen  |  11

5 second rule