Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
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thisismyname_fml 1
tried to play a joke, or tried to test him and then he failed?
aerosparrow 0
I mean, what did you expect? Best case scenario, you piss off your boyfriend by pulling a stunt like that. Worst case, you find out he's cheating on you. Sorry, kinda your fault.
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Comments (270)
cprompt 0
You weren't playing a joke. You were feeling insecure and didn't trust your boyfriend and you wanted to find a guilt-free way to accuse him of cheating.
Misanthropist 0
@#13 LOLOLOLOL. @#56 Word.
CeeCee_fml 16
I wouldn't find someone giving me a fake winning lotto ticket funny either. People have different senses of humor.
mistystarlight 0
You didnt deserve that. You were just trying to be playful with him. its sad but at least you found out so you can dump his ass and find someone else or just have fun being single.
greatnt249 0
#59, accusing someone of cheating isn't being playful; it's being manipulative.
effmylifexx 0
agreed with #60
Ashes_03 0
Yeah because accusing someone of being unfaithful is playful and harmless! This is a wonderful philosophy to adopt! I shall now go out, find one of my friends, and accuse them of stealing money from me! Should be a load of laughs... Yeah. Not. It's this way of thinking ("She was just joking! She was just being playful!") that causes so many relationships to not work because of insecure girls digging themselves into holes they then can't dig themselves out of. Cheating is wrong. Yes, I think everyone here will acknowledge that. But baiting someone is wrong, too. And it's not funny.
lyssalicious 0
eh, well at least now you know
xhunterrrr 0
Well stated, #62. Basically, she deserved it. What's the difference between this and going over to your significant other and joking "Hey, I cheated on you!..... JUST KIDDING." Cruel and pointless. Not funny
anonymousssss_fml 3
aww. ouch. that was a good prank, but that result was totally unexpected. idk why so many ppl are attacking u on this one, it was a harmless idea.