Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
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thisismyname_fml 1
tried to play a joke, or tried to test him and then he failed?
aerosparrow 0
I mean, what did you expect? Best case scenario, you piss off your boyfriend by pulling a stunt like that. Worst case, you find out he's cheating on you. Sorry, kinda your fault.
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morgan2420 0
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful. SINCE WHEN IS THE ''C'' WORD RESPECTFUL???? WTF
flyswatterlad 0
Yes, I agree that cheating is wrong, but how is falsely accusing your boyfriend of cheating any form of "joke"? You have a sick sense of humor. And his answer doesn't automatically imply that he is cheating, he might have been under pressure to just give you an answer, who knows what he was thinking? You should have a discussion with him about it, instead of bringing it up this way!
ClevelandRock 0
I always seem to disagree with whatever the popular opinion is. It was a funny prank that ended up with results that you could have never seen coming. It's not your fault and, now that you know the truth, you can unfuck your life.
truelyajerk 0
I hate how you people get so bent out of shape. Cheating is wrong to degrees, but it all depends on how serious or how far the relationship has gone. This girl gave no indication of how long she has been with the guy, what if its only been a week or a month. Don't get on your high horse unless you have never had a failed relationship.
THTB 3
Well, the joke would've been funny had he not actually been cheating...not really your fault.
smellslikefritos 0
Let us quote Pulp Fiction for this one: "If my answers frighten you, Vincent, you should cease asking scary questions"
jesseheath 0
107- i respect the fact that she a ****.
xolotl 0
do you guys what "karma" means? tactless joke does not equal infidelity.
kandy_fml 0
109, I usually disagree with the popular opinion too. It's not like she was knowingly 'testing' her boyfriend. She thought such a prank would be funny and it ended up very badly. Hardly her fault. Now, if she had done this knowingly and then was upset at the answer she received, I would understand the popular opinion. But I guess I just don't get how someone being cheated on is their fault.
omgamyface 0
Why lie? You weren't joking, you were testing him. And he failed. I've done that in the past myself. Since then I've decided ignorance is bliss and if I do have to find out something bad, I'd rather it not be because i was searching it out.