Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
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bigtaytay
| 13
First thing that cane to mind is that old song Stacey's mom
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Futacy
| 29
What? No hot sister?
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Futacy
| 29
What? No hot sister?
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saintsrocksocks
| 10
Did you just stereotype that his friends are straight but maybe not bisexual!? Maybe they weren't looking for a hat sister at the moment and were in need of a hot brother!
No I'm kidding.
No I'm kidding.
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saintsrocksocks
| 10
Yeah I meant hat sister by the way... :(
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evilplatypus
| 38
And 19 is why we "say no" to drugs, children. Ok?
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pandabear125
| 0
21, Didnt make a difference.
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saintsrocksocks
| 10
Don't blame me blame my parents. Obviously I must be a crack baby.
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windycityassasin
| 6
Don't insult crack babies.
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datgamerchick
| 14
Hats are sexy.
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saintsrocksocks
| 10
Did I insult a crack baby. I believe not.
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cookie_3008
| 4
Is your last name "Stiffler"??
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numbersystem
| 4
Whats the difference between a joke and three cocks?
Your mom can't take a joke!
Your mom can't take a joke!
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beccaishereyay
| 11
Second time today I've laughed at one of your comments, numbersystem. Good job.
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smarie98
| 1
You had to find out sometime, Stacy.
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sens3sfailing
| 24
Omg! It took me a second to make the connection but that it is really good! I guess someone turned on 90's radio.
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AphyTheBronette
| 15
What's that? Stifler's mom is hot?? =p
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Steve95401
| 49
MILF!!
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nado13579
| 12
101- The song came out in 2003.
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thgiL
| 9
And nobody needs a radio to remember older songs.
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Runninvegan
| 8
Someone call 911 because your mom is smokin!
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
"Can I take a picture of your mom?"
"Why?"
"I wanna show Santa what I want for christmas. No just kidding. I want it for my shrine."
"Why?"
"I wanna show Santa what I want for christmas. No just kidding. I want it for my shrine."
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FranceessWuu
| 3
Hey man, do you need some ice?
CAUSE YOU JUST GOT BURNED.
OHOHO.
no? okay. that's cool too.
CAUSE YOU JUST GOT BURNED.
OHOHO.
no? okay. that's cool too.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
....how is this relevant to this thread or the fml?
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miniluda12
| 12
Is OP's name Stacy?
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Dixbfloppin
| 11
47 - You probably wouldn't have been thumbed down if you had stopped after the second line.
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zen1979
| 16
Stacy's mom HAS got it goin on....
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functional
| 13
Or maybe his dad is Jesse?
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deBlobX
| 12
Giggity
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lemonademixer
| 7
that really sucked
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bigtaytay
| 13
First thing that cane to mind is that old song Stacey's mom
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bigtaytay
| 13
Came*
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ImmaB3AST
| 7
I thought of American Pie. Stiffler's mom
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ALlamaOnFire
| 20
I was thinking more about the Inbetweeners, and Will's mom...
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1awliet
| 8
Stalkin' your mom.
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dirton89
| 7
Well hey...obviously she got it goin on
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klovemachine
| 24
Ah yeah :)
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GracesDelirium
| 9
My mom's name is Stacey...
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perdix
| 29
Yes, but I was thinking Stacy Keach's mom. (I don't know any other male Stacys.)
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DanielleinDC
| 32
If the OP weren't a guy, I would have to agree with you. And the song isn't that old.
Oh, hell, I had it going through my head the moment I read the FML.
Oh, hell, I had it going through my head the moment I read the FML.
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Judahsh
| 8
Bigtay! Hollywood Undead! yeya!
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Z_Diggy
| 8
Damn you! Haha I was about to put "Stacy's mom has got it goin on", but you stole my moment.
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Briiyahh
| 7
OMG RIGHT!!!
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cadyt1234
| 11
Haha no way! Me too. Hahaha
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kate1238
| 9
My grandpa's name is Stacy
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SkateboardGirl88
| 11
Same here.
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apitrix
| 24
Perhaps he has a sister named Stacy hmm
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Donat96
| 20
Maybe you could start charging them for every time they hang out at your house.
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smydiwannafthata
| 5
What the heck? Pimping for your mom?
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Is your mums name Tiffany? Haha. Just like this kid at schools mum.
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stephan18
| 23
Go hang out with your girl friends then :)
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reallytho3
| 11
What if they are lesbians...
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therealslim
| 15
If OP's mother is that hot, you never know..
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saintsrocksocks
| 10
That's called being used OP. They don't deserve your hot mom.
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NOOBSQUAD
| 0
Maybe op will be a MILF like her mom
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DracoSpirita
| 21
59 - OP is a male.
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saintsrocksocks
| 10
61- Are you doubting OP's ability to become a MILF!?
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Aug1508
| 9
Take it as a compliment... Your moms hot and you're her offspring.
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leadawg75
| 12
Doesn't mean she got the sexy gene...
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saIty
| 17
Hm.. I usually just stay at my friends house for their free food.
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makeupjunkie
| 5
This.
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s0m3guy2010
| 21
This is not the first time something like this has happened. I have also heard that Stacy's mom has got it going on.
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wuffymcwuff
| 2
Everyone is stealing my comment...
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person961
| 9
They're men, what do you expect? Every guy loves a MILF
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ebonyirony
| 29
Yeah all my guy friends think my mom is really hot.