Did you just stereotype that his friends are straight but maybe not bisexual!? Maybe they weren't looking for a hat sister at the moment and were in need of a hot brother! No I'm kidding.

Yeah I meant hat sister by the way... :(

And 19 is why we "say no" to drugs, children. Ok?

21, Didnt make a difference.

Don't blame me blame my parents. Obviously I must be a crack baby.

Don't insult crack babies.

Hats are sexy.

Did I insult a crack baby. I believe not.

Is your last name "Stiffler"??

Whats the difference between a joke and three cocks? Your mom can't take a joke!

Second time today I've laughed at one of your comments, numbersystem. Good job.

You had to find out sometime, Stacy.

Omg! It took me a second to make the connection but that it is really good! I guess someone turned on 90's radio.

What's that? Stifler's mom is hot?? =p

MILF!!

101- The song came out in 2003.

And nobody needs a radio to remember older songs.

"Can I take a picture of your mom?" "Why?" "I wanna show Santa what I want for christmas. No just kidding. I want it for my shrine."

Hey man, do you need some ice? CAUSE YOU JUST GOT BURNED. OHOHO. no? okay. that's cool too.

....how is this relevant to this thread or the fml?

Is OP's name Stacy?

47 - You probably wouldn't have been thumbed down if you had stopped after the second line.

Stacy's mom HAS got it goin on....

Or maybe his dad is Jesse?

Giggity

that really sucked

Came*

I thought of American Pie. Stiffler's mom

I was thinking more about the Inbetweeners, and Will's mom...

Stalkin' your mom.

Well hey...obviously she got it goin on

Ah yeah :)

My mom's name is Stacey...

Yes, but I was thinking Stacy Keach's mom. (I don't know any other male Stacys.)

If the OP weren't a guy, I would have to agree with you. And the song isn't that old. Oh, hell, I had it going through my head the moment I read the FML.

Bigtay! Hollywood Undead! yeya!

Damn you! Haha I was about to put "Stacy's mom has got it goin on", but you stole my moment.

OMG RIGHT!!!

Haha no way! Me too. Hahaha

My grandpa's name is Stacy

Same here.

Perhaps he has a sister named Stacy hmm

What the heck? Pimping for your mom?

Is your mums name Tiffany? Haha. Just like this kid at schools mum.

What if they are lesbians...

If OP's mother is that hot, you never know..

Maybe op will be a MILF like her mom

59 - OP is a male.

61- Are you doubting OP's ability to become a MILF!?

Doesn't mean she got the sexy gene...

This.

Everyone is stealing my comment...

Yeah all my guy friends think my mom is really hot.