By loser - 31/07/2012 14:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
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bigtaytay 13

First thing that cane to mind is that old song Stacey's mom

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saintsrocksocks 10

Did you just stereotype that his friends are straight but maybe not bisexual!? Maybe they weren't looking for a hat sister at the moment and were in need of a hot brother! No I'm kidding.

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evilplatypus 38

And 19 is why we "say no" to drugs, children. Ok?

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saintsrocksocks 10

Don't blame me blame my parents. Obviously I must be a crack baby.

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saintsrocksocks 10

Did I insult a crack baby. I believe not.

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cookie_3008 4

Is your last name "Stiffler"??

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numbersystem 4

Whats the difference between a joke and three cocks? Your mom can't take a joke!

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beccaishereyay 11

Second time today I've laughed at one of your comments, numbersystem. Good job.

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sens3sfailing 24

Omg! It took me a second to make the connection but that it is really good! I guess someone turned on 90's radio.

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AphyTheBronette 15

What's that? Stifler's mom is hot?? =p

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thgiL 9

And nobody needs a radio to remember older songs.

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Runninvegan 8

Someone call 911 because your mom is smokin!

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"Can I take a picture of your mom?" "Why?" "I wanna show Santa what I want for christmas. No just kidding. I want it for my shrine."

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FranceessWuu 3

Hey man, do you need some ice? CAUSE YOU JUST GOT BURNED. OHOHO. no? okay. that's cool too.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

....how is this relevant to this thread or the fml?

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miniluda12 12

Is OP's name Stacy?

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Dixbfloppin 11

47 - You probably wouldn't have been thumbed down if you had stopped after the second line.

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zen1979 16

Stacy's mom HAS got it goin on....

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lemonademixer 7

that really sucked

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bigtaytay 13

First thing that cane to mind is that old song Stacey's mom

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ImmaB3AST 7

I thought of American Pie. Stiffler's mom

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ALlamaOnFire 20

I was thinking more about the Inbetweeners, and Will's mom...

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dirton89 7

Well hey...obviously she got it goin on

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perdix 29

Yes, but I was thinking Stacy Keach's mom. (I don't know any other male Stacys.)

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DanielleinDC 33

If the OP weren't a guy, I would have to agree with you. And the song isn't that old. Oh, hell, I had it going through my head the moment I read the FML.

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Z_Diggy 8

Damn you! Haha I was about to put "Stacy's mom has got it goin on", but you stole my moment.

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kate1238 9

My grandpa's name is Stacy

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SkateboardGirl88 11

Same here.

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apitrix 24

Perhaps he has a sister named Stacy hmm

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Donat96 20

Maybe you could start charging them for every time they hang out at your house.

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smydiwannafthata 5

What the heck? Pimping for your mom?

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onlychildFTW 33

Is your mums name Tiffany? Haha. Just like this kid at schools mum.

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stephan18 23

Go hang out with your girl friends then :)

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reallytho3 11

What if they are lesbians...

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therealslim 15

If OP's mother is that hot, you never know..

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saintsrocksocks 10

That's called being used OP. They don't deserve your hot mom.

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saintsrocksocks 10

61- Are you doubting OP's ability to become a MILF!?

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Aug1508 9

Take it as a compliment... Your moms hot and you're her offspring.

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saIty 17

Hm.. I usually just stay at my friends house for their free food.

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s0m3guy2010 21

This is not the first time something like this has happened. I have also heard that Stacy's mom has got it going on.

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person961 9

They're men, what do you expect? Every guy loves a MILF

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ebonyirony 29

Yeah all my guy friends think my mom is really hot.

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