Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
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thisismyname_fml 1
tried to play a joke, or tried to test him and then he failed?
aerosparrow 0
I mean, what did you expect? Best case scenario, you piss off your boyfriend by pulling a stunt like that. Worst case, you find out he's cheating on you. Sorry, kinda your fault.
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deja54 0
She didn't deserve to get cheated on, but shit... that's a pretty ****** up thing to do. In the future, don't be an insecure bitch. I can't think of a single person I've ever dated that would react positively to a stunt like this. Ever.
greatnt249 0
She didn't deserve to be cheated on; however, she didn't deserve the barrel o' laughs that she was apparently expecting from this prank. You can claim that these kinds of jokes are harmless all you want; they aren't; they damage the trust in a relationship.
Reasonable_man 0
it sounds like he was NOT CHEATING "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." Is really generic and vague. I would bet he had no idea what "it." #10 & #32 are probably right. He didn't know what he was apologizing for, but was apologizing nonetheless because the OP was obviously upset.
deja54 0
@#78: screw that. If I got accused of something I didn't do, I'd deny it until kingdom come.
lmao_rofl9 0
you set yourself up for that one, sorry.
kandy_fml 0
I can't believe people are actually saying you deserved this. It was a stupid thing to do, yes. But honestly, it's not her fault her boyfriend cheated on her. Cheating on your significant other > Playing a prank. Anyone who says otherwise just isn't smart because by that logic, anyone who does something that isn't funny deserves something bad to happen to them.
yeahreally 6
#3 is right....don't set something up, that if true would suck royally
sunny_fml 0
emotions drive everyone to do crazy things. felt silly did u?
skladek 0
What good could come from this?
alex_vik 1
Am I the only one that noticed only the girls are sticking up for OP? That's because they can't put themselves in the guy's position, as they obviously think completely different than us. Now think, what would the comments here look like if the roles were reversed?