Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a "nice try." FML
Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML
Today, while I was running around the block, I got the urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML
Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML
Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML
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AndelleRae 9
YDI. Maybe you and the girl who was singing along to nothing should hook up.
Glam_fml 0
Haven't you learned amything from other FMLs? Anytime you try to impress someone, it ends badly.
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Comments (99)
DSuarez94 0
#23 took the words right out of my mouth ydi
Tippssy 0
Enough of these stupid "out for a jog, tried to impress someone" stories. I mean, damn. Hey mods, stop making this site boring.
unibrowicorn 0
Even if it had gone successfully,what was the point?Did you think the girl run after you and ask for your number? Stupid, stupid, stupid. ydi.:(
c6dragster 0
just like a kow
kellster 2
That's disgusting. I'm sure was terribly impressed. *eyeroll*
dead_man_fml 0
YDI for beig such a show off, asshole.
Jimboom 12
Today I saw a hot girl and thought if she saw me running really fast she would want me then and there. I threw up, she didn't want me. FML. No, she probably didn't give a damn one way or the other about you. And you throwing up is just something she is going to tell her friends about and laugh at your expense. Even if she did notice you want did you expect would happen? That she would think you were so cool that she would give you her number? Or perhaps you thought she would drop to her knees and suck you off then and there? YDI YDI YDI x infinity!!! But on another note, good on you for wanting to get back in shape. Keep up the good work.... not the acting like an idiot and puking part tho.
PureGold 0
How do you throw up from running? You must have been like SUPER over-exerting yourself...and to impress a girl? YDI, seriously...
ithedarkknight 0
let me see where do i begin... um first of all is it that hard to try to catch up to her and just say hi... or does your macho male ego makes you feel better you beat a girl in a race she didnt even know she was apart of... dude your a loser... walk up to her and introduce your self like a human and spark a little small talk conversation like idk... hi how are you doing... i couldn't help but notice you infront of me... my names jim or what ever whats yours... in that moment she will give you a up and down look pretty much checkin you out... if she is cool and nice she'll reply... if she doesnt well dude thats that.... but im sure approaching her correctly you would have a better shot that acting like an ass...
shakenbake93 0
Well she doesn't know how far u ran. She might have thought that you just ran 20 miles or something and that's why you're throwing up. I think she might have been impressed.