You should've went over to her and compliment her curves and tell her how amazing she is at the elliptical and ask for advice on how to use it

15, Can you read? It says he got too nervous/chickened out. He would probably never been able to do that, unless he mustered up enough courage.

Most girls don't want to be hit on at the gym. Some do, but most girls are actually there to work out.

^ But how on earth do you know what most girls want?

Well, I don't want to be asked out at the gym. But that's mostly because most people are 30+ years older than me.

I can see him walking in all puffed up hopping on at 12 mph with a 10% incline and just getting laid out

headfirst? what were u on it backwards or something?

OP Probably spun around in the process of falling.

It is going to make a GREAT how we met story! Wonderful wedding story lol :)

As the idiot who doesn't know how to use a treadmill properly...

OP's crush: "I couldn't help but notice you flying at high speeds off of your treadmill right towards me earlier. I thought it was really cute" OP: *stumbles down a flight of stairs*

Yeah but he probably still chickened out treadmill us too manly for him

10- after reading two of your comments I still can't figure them out. I'm sorry.

The first comment (9) is just sarcasm. He joked saying that what OP did was a good way to score with a chick. The second comment (10) he spelled "us" when he should have spelled "is" as in "treadmill is too manly for OP" Hope that helps.