By Out Ran - 16/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a 'nice try'. FML
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ohnoesnotagain 0
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Sounds to me like she's flirting ;P

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

YDI for showing off :] But, it sounds like she was flirting. *Insert witty comment here*

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abcnonamecba 0
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your a failure and a disgrace to runners

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kitty_f 3

ydi

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ringmybell_fml 0

rofl xD

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YourGoinDown14 2
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hey 'ringmybell', you're kinda hot! :)

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fmlsoobad 0
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sounds a lot like she wants to flirt

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hsshae 0
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I agree with #1

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MarieT 0

I totally agree. u never let a girl beat u unless they are state champions. disgrace to all runners everywhere!

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whitley1031 0

i agree w #42. Girls r wierd like that, no offense to any girls on here

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mylifeblows32 0
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pound her in the ass. show her who's boss

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infinitii 0
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YDI for having horomones

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Extacy23 0
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get embaresed

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tweetbaby14 18

haha I like when guys do that then I beat them at their little attepmt to show off it's cute but you tried your best it's nothing to be ashamed of

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YouGotTold 0
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yes... he is an idiot, she gave him the greenlight to shoot his shot and he missed it bcz his ego got smashed, he was winded, while trying to show off. he could have turned the event around and got the digits and the ass. now she see you as a weak male, you sir had an unequivocal infinity fail.

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cywoods 0
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mabye u should join a gym cause that's pathetic oh and she's flirting with u

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tristan1001 0
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OMG this is a repeat, anyone agree with me?

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lickmyjock 0

Pretty boring fml. You lost a race, we get it. I'm first. You're not.

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lautturi 2

I never claimed to be first or second. Has the site been mixing up the order of comments again?

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YeahFMLxX 0

Nevereverevereverever try and out run a hawt chick. it's like trying to grab a hot, runny, steamy slab of melted gushy butter. You just can't do it. Sorry OP.

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YeahFMLxX 0

oh and no were getting modderated alot more (=

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ohnoesnotagain 0
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Sounds to me like she's flirting ;P

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Sinisin2010 0
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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joeyl1990 28
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I hope in the 8 years or so since you posted this comment you realized its guys like you that give guys like you a bad name.

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natsaysheyyy 16
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@137: Uhh, are you trying to talk yourself up over the Internet? No one is impressed, and clearly 11 other people are annoyed. ANYWAY. OP, tell her the truth! Just say, "Sorry, I think you're cute and I was just trying to impress you. But maybe you'll get a bite to eat with me sometime.(:" Being genuine always works, I promise!

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

YDI for showing off :] But, it sounds like she was flirting. *Insert witty comment here*

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FernandoTorres_fml 0
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Great witty comment MermaidSong! *Insert patronising comment here*

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Great patronizing comment, FernandoTorres. *Insert punch in the face here* :]

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FernandoTorres_fml 0
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No, I won't do that. I've been tricked by that one before... :)

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whataloadofbull 0
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Torres is a great striker... Loads of people don't see his talent.

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deathcab7 0
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hes a great player, along with the rest of spain. (:

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YeahFMLxX 0

Once again! #20 reminds me of "Possum Kingdom" by the Toadies! D:

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YeahFMLxX 0

double post ftl -.-

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legendarykill13 0

YDI. Worst thing you could of done *Shakes head*

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24788 6
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She was flirting with you, but no you don't take the shot. Most women don't even give you this chance. Seriously fuck her life for wasting her time.

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x_AbyssGazing_x 0
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You're absolutely right. FHL. She will never get those few minutes back. ]=

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happypapp12 0
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So you fell over in the shower woo hoo thats great

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24788 6
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haha, I don't get it. ;)

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rawrimamuffin 0
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wrong FML buddy:/

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damnrosi 0

awww, I like that, very cute, women ARE greater than men:)

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whataloadofbull 0
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Ring ding dong Ring ding dong Ring diggi ding diggi ding ding ding

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Laurendorcus 0
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This is actually a cute thing. OP, the only FML here is that you didnt get that she was flirting with you. She got that you liked her, but she wanted to (playfully) put you in your place. Thats when you should have asked her to help you practice and to give you some pointers over lunch.

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Tinker1 0
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Train harder

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silent85 0
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at least she said that in a nice way

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shadaboo2014 0
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u don't kno tht lol n op ydi for bein a lazy bum

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Emilyinroom483 7
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This is why you don't try to outrun people. You look a lot dumber when you're obviously trying really hard and fail than if you just don't keep up.

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