Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML
Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML
Today, tired of my roommate’s constant stealing of my food, I decided to get back at him by hiding a small amount of hot sauce in his sandwich, thinking it would be a funny prank. When he took a huge bite, he immediately started choking and running to the bathroom. I later found out he's allergic to spicy food. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
Today, after repeatedly telling my partner's family that our daughter is allergic to peanuts, his grandfather decided to feed her one, to "see if she really is allergic." FML
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lautturi 2
You really do deserve that. Peanut allergies are common. If I was his family, I'd hate you too for doing something like that without thinking.
AMMYFIST 0
YDI for not knowing, call yourself his friend?
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Comments (111)
venvargie 0
How did you not know your friend was allergic? If I was any kind of friend I would find out to avoid something like that. =/ Way to go, moron.
ImaginaryFoe 1
That's what I was thinking. People with food allergies usually broadcast that info whenever you share a meal and I would think you've eaten with your friend before. I know which of my coworkers have food allergies and I don't even like them.
eat_this_buddie 5
so true. I tell anyone that I eat with that I'm allergic. op is a douche for not listening.
idgaf5 0
You should consider that a lot of people are allergic to peanuts (sometimes deadly) and you shouldn't joke around like that.
frankgrimes 4
A peanut that fell on the floor as a Prank? are you serious. You must of known he was allergic. Or this is the dumbest fml ever.
sesp61289 0
YDI for not realizing peanut allergies are super common. such a dumbass move. I feel sorry for your friend
MagicalPegicorn 0
if it was me I would have died...
lilmisslovely13 15
omg i loooove your picture!!!
lettertjes 0
YDI for having such a lame sense of humour. If you are old enough to be on this website, you are definately too old to think hiding something off the floor in his food is funny.
SeximusPrime 0
His family could charge you with attempted murder for that, you know.
alexisthename 0
There's no intent. This outcome is highly unlikely. As I've stated before, 99% of FMLs can be solved with a swift kick to the balls.
Kookies101 0
That wasn't very smart of you. You should have thought about it before you gave your friend the peanut. Peanut allergies are one of the most common allergies and also one of the most deadly.
nickiloo22 0
Today, I saw something on the floor. I thought it would be funny to put it in my friends food. ...no. that's just gross.
xHabsfanx 0
I guess you weren't really close "friends" with that person, because if you were you would know about his peanut allergy. Even if he didn't have an allergy, why the hell would you do that to your "friend"?....well YDI for thinking it would be funny to do such an immature and stupid thing as that.