Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
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Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML
Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML
Today, tired of my roommate’s constant stealing of my food, I decided to get back at him by hiding a small amount of hot sauce in his sandwich, thinking it would be a funny prank. When he took a huge bite, he immediately started choking and running to the bathroom. I later found out he's allergic to spicy food. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
Today, after repeatedly telling my partner's family that our daughter is allergic to peanuts, his grandfather decided to feed her one, to "see if she really is allergic." FML
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lautturi 2
You really do deserve that. Peanut allergies are common. If I was his family, I'd hate you too for doing something like that without thinking.
AMMYFIST 0
YDI for not knowing, call yourself his friend?
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Comments (111)
jacobsessed 0
can you say s-t-o-o-p-i-d????
strawberry6826 0
well that's easy. ydi.
born_to_lose_fml 5
All of the biggest YDI start with "I decided it'd be funny to..". Guess it's too hard to learn a lesson out of it already.
assassinforu 0
you suck
hazlewood17 0
you my friend, are an idiot.
Rabbity 0
While this person is an idiot for this dumb prank, and probably should have known about his allergy, he/she didn't mean to almost kill the friend. Most people do not have serious food allergies. I'm sure we all have offered something with peanuts/shellfish/chocolate to someone without knowing for certain if they had an allergy. The prank was stupid, though.
clockworklolita 3
Key word there is 'offered', though. When you _offer_ somebody food that they're allergic to, they have the opportunity to say "No thank you." When you hide it in food they're already eating... yeah, not so much. Dear OP: how the hell is it 'funny' to give your friend food that's been on the floor? How old are you, 8?
uhohuscrewedup 0
okay how is it funny to feed someone something of the floor. ydi for not having a good sense of humour
Sekococo 0
<_<.....>_>....* Does the peanut dance from charlie brown*
airforce987 20
why would you hide it in his food? that's stupid. I'd just say 'you want a peanut? it's my last one' and if they say 'no, I'm allergic' then you know. and besides, why would you get a kick out of him eating a peanut even if you didn't know he's allergic. hahahaha! my friend is eating a lima bean that was on the floor and I hid it in his food!!!
youthink_fml 0
That was hilarious!! Next time, put a bee down his shirt. Who ever heard of an allergy to bee stings?