Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
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Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML
Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML
Today, tired of my roommate’s constant stealing of my food, I decided to get back at him by hiding a small amount of hot sauce in his sandwich, thinking it would be a funny prank. When he took a huge bite, he immediately started choking and running to the bathroom. I later found out he's allergic to spicy food. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
Today, after repeatedly telling my partner's family that our daughter is allergic to peanuts, his grandfather decided to feed her one, to "see if she really is allergic." FML
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lautturi 2
You really do deserve that. Peanut allergies are common. If I was his family, I'd hate you too for doing something like that without thinking.
AMMYFIST 0
YDI for not knowing, call yourself his friend?
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Comments (111)
sexpistol 0
that is TERRIBLE. it makes me sick to my stomach reading this. peanut allergies are the most severe allergies and account for tons of deaths every year. i myself am deathly allergic to peanuts and if someone did this to me, i don't know what i would do. think before you do something incredibly stupid. you could have killed your "friend".
Hacksaw 4
As someone with a peanut allergy, allow me to extend a big **** YOU to the poster of this FML. Dick.
X_o_X_ocutie 0
yea I'm allergic to peanuts too, they make my tongue itch
justice64121 0
I don't get it why you needed to put a peanut in his plate. What was the point?
brandothemando 0
that's a really stupid joke, food that's been on da floor, very mature
RoxxyHustle 7
how did you not know your "friend" was allergic to peanuts? that's kind of important there guy.
cdilink 0
Dumbass
Airborne2002 7
if ur allergic to peanuts ur f**ked
jjman920 0
^ If that were the case then why does the family hate him. I would congratulate him for finding this out for him. And also is the OP and his friend 5. If not wouldn't the friend have had peanut butter and jelly sandwich or some dish with peanuts by that point.
flunktv 0
today, I decided to poison my friend, now his family hates me FML *fixed
blackandgold 0
Dumbass. I'm too pissed to explain to you why you suck.