Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML
Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML
Today, tired of my roommate’s constant stealing of my food, I decided to get back at him by hiding a small amount of hot sauce in his sandwich, thinking it would be a funny prank. When he took a huge bite, he immediately started choking and running to the bathroom. I later found out he's allergic to spicy food. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
Today, after repeatedly telling my partner's family that our daughter is allergic to peanuts, his grandfather decided to feed her one, to "see if she really is allergic." FML
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lautturi 2
You really do deserve that. Peanut allergies are common. If I was his family, I'd hate you too for doing something like that without thinking.
AMMYFIST 0
YDI for not knowing, call yourself his friend?
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Comments (111)
angrynegro7 16
You sir, are a bag of douche. You deserve a beatdown for that.
ASHLEEBAYBEEx3 4
thats not funny. even if it was a peanut or w|e you though it be funny to watch your friend eat something off the floor ? thats not funny and even if i wasnt allergic to it i still wouldnt be laughing, id be pissed x( YDI
milobloom 0
Wow, sounds like an episode of Freaks & Geeks.. oh wait, it is! :) http://urlshorteningservicefortwitter.com/hj4sp
geovanni 9
ur a dick
hedgehogs 0
You ******g moron. There has been so publicity about this allergy that there is just no excuse for not checking to see if someone has it before you do something like this.
hi5534 3
Wow douchebag, I hope he 'accidently' hits you with a car one day.
blastvortex 4
FML? Are you joking? Be thankful they didn't do anything worse to you... yet. YDI.
moityrr 0
You are an idiot! Are you joking????? Why the hell is hiding food that was on the floor funny anyways??!! And, if you are a friend I'm not sure why you didn't know about his allergy. This is a deadly allergy and you are really immature and irresponsible. I cannot believe you would find this amusing. I cannot blame the family for hating you....my son has a peanut allergy and I feel sick just thinking about your "joke".
sirsnooksalot 0
OMG ROFL! PUT DIRTY PEANUT INTO FRIENDS FOOD! NOW HIS MOUTH WILL BE DIRTY! LOL! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!! But seriously, YDI for being immature and not knowing your friend well enough to know about his allergy.
disgruntledyouth 0
you sir are a douche