By JTinNJ - 27/08/2016 11:57 - United States - Parsippany

Today, I woke up and poured myself a large glass of orange juice from a carton and took a big gulp only to realize it was liquid eggs. FML
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Memeosaurus 14

How do you mistake liquid eggs for orange juice?

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YoloWhiteRSA 20

Let's just hope you don't get Salmonella.

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Memeosaurus 14

How do you mistake liquid eggs for orange juice?

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Miss_Whipped 43

Well, they both come in the same type of carton (look it up if you don't know what liquid eggs are). If you're sleepy enough, it's actually not that unreasonable.

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MDoremis 38

Plus they both foam when shaken and are generally the same color (once the yolks are beaten together with the whites).

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Mauskau 35

They usually sell cartons of egg whites, the yolk isn't included. The eggs are slightly thicker so they will come out of the carton in clumps rather than as easily as the orange juice. They have a light yellow colour which is similar to what fresh orange juice that is straight from the orange looks like. If you're half asleep it's probably quite easy a mistake to make.

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Colon_Man 17

They sell eggs out of their shell, now? Interesting. I'm gonna have to look next grocery trip.

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Lalala579121 27

Did you not even read the comments on the coffee FML? Some of the things people accidentally put in their coffee in the morning put this to shame.

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XxDanno316xX 27

Time to crawl out from under that rock, mate :)

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Colon_Man 17

You guys are all liars! I went to the store and Darlene said she had never heard of pre-opened eggs.

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SauceySarah 30

Isn't drinking raw eggs a good way to become bigger and stronger? Think of the pros.

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trollcrusher 17

OP just needed to finish drinking their eggs, turn on Eye of the Tiger, and go for a jog! They'd become Rocky Balboa in no time.

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awspinks77 7

Naw, no jog. go lift heavy shit in a gym. What's the use in drinking raw egg if afterward you're going to cause muscular atrophy, inviting catabolism through steady state cardio. Terrible idea.

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XxDanno316xX 27

I think you missed what 23 was saying, mate :)

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YoloWhiteRSA 20

Let's just hope you don't get Salmonella.

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ast3150 13

If sold in a carton, they surely are treated to prevent from bacteria and stuff, aren't they?

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brezzyanna 17

You're supposed to cook them first, so yes you can get salmonella from it.

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NotRussian 16

Not really how you get salmonella, but sure.

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TheNoNameGuy 20

Is it because you had raw eggs for some workout milkshake or something?? No other question makes sense but "How?"

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thatweirdasian 22

OP might not have been fully awake at the time. Plus, liquid egg carton and juice carton can look quite similar.

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sylvienoir 18

have you ever gone to the store and in the egg/dairy section sometimes theres cartons of egg whites? sometimes they have cartons that are just whole scrambled eggs too.

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awildwhisper 30

All that protein might give you night vision for next time you're thirsty.

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MonCapitan 4

Always always always read the label before you consume anything

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bambisapphic 18

well, you got your protein for the day.

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awspinks77 7

Chances are, no. The average person should consume between .8-1g of protein per pound of bodyweight. Athletes more so.

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