Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
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Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML
Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML
Today, tired of my roommate’s constant stealing of my food, I decided to get back at him by hiding a small amount of hot sauce in his sandwich, thinking it would be a funny prank. When he took a huge bite, he immediately started choking and running to the bathroom. I later found out he's allergic to spicy food. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
Today, after repeatedly telling my partner's family that our daughter is allergic to peanuts, his grandfather decided to feed her one, to "see if she really is allergic." FML
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lautturi 2
You really do deserve that. Peanut allergies are common. If I was his family, I'd hate you too for doing something like that without thinking.
AMMYFIST 0
YDI for not knowing, call yourself his friend?
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Comments (111)
Sniper3000 0
you're an idiot.... case closed....
orph_the_d 5
Please post again when they sue your stupid ass for attempted murder :P (you know it's a possibility too) Otherwise, you deserve it for being a douche, and I would watch your food from now own, he may drop a cat turd or something in it for ya.
yottskry 0
For it to be attempted murder, the OP would have to have *intended* to kill their friend.
CasiLG 17
It has been my experience that any FML that starts with "I thought it would be funny to..." or "As a joke I..." ends up being a YTDI. This is no exception. Not only was that gross but also dangerous. How could you not think that your friend could be allergic to peanuts? Nut allergies are somewhat common. Plus there are some more people who simply don't like nuts. Nuts are dangerous to put in people's food.
Garanaw 0
Wow. I would most likely have died if a friend did that to me ... really scary ... YDI.
kkamp516 10
True that Snickerdoodles! lol
alexisthename 0
^ Word. Snickerdoodles is one of my favorite FML'ers because she ruffles everyone's feathers. Pissing people off on the internet is almost as funny as killing someone with a peanut.
alexisthename 0
Because you're British and saying anything while using a British accent makes it awesome. If a British guy told me they "shagged" my mom, I'd call him daddy and ask for my allowance.
alexisthename 0
*he Son of a bitch. Snickerdoodles would be disappointed.
Kockdiesel 0
you're a dumb bitch. how is hiding a peanut in someones food funny to start with?
jamjenni2774 0
serves u right
citygirlnomore 0
how is that funny? hes eating a dirty peanut harharhar?
holleymoffat 0
well, how could the allergy person not notice a peanut in their food...
Cazzybum 11
Has anyone considered that maybe his friend didn't know he was allergic to peanuts either? I'm not defending OP but if friends tell each other these things, but he didn't, maybe it's because he didn't know yet? Either way, grow up OP, YDI.