Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
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Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML
Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML
Today, tired of my roommate’s constant stealing of my food, I decided to get back at him by hiding a small amount of hot sauce in his sandwich, thinking it would be a funny prank. When he took a huge bite, he immediately started choking and running to the bathroom. I later found out he's allergic to spicy food. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
Today, after repeatedly telling my partner's family that our daughter is allergic to peanuts, his grandfather decided to feed her one, to "see if she really is allergic." FML
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lautturi 2
You really do deserve that. Peanut allergies are common. If I was his family, I'd hate you too for doing something like that without thinking.
AMMYFIST 0
YDI for not knowing, call yourself his friend?
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Comments (111)
TrueRaiderFan22 0
he could have said I'm allergic.
alezmbgt 0
ok this doesnt really make sense. you had to know your friend is allergic or something. i mean why else would you randomly put a peanut in his food? so hell be like oh a peanut cool? you dont put random food inside other food just for fun. if hes allergic then it would be fun. but still, its not fun that hes allergic. i swear many people have died with peanuts. that doesnt make you a good friend now, does it?
Fall3nAngel 23
douche.. what of your floor had like some... disease? YDI
Prolusive 5
How on Earth do you think that is funny?!
X_o_X_ocutie 0
even if he was your friend u don't do that shit man!!! what are u?? 8??
helen29 4
yo your dumb ... that's a serious allergy u can die!!!! u don't know what it feels like to get an allergic reaction to peanuts.... I do I'm also allergic .... I would have PUNCHED u out dumbass!!!! your so immature and dumb!!!! wow
ZoZo17_fml 0
you asshole. people are allergic to peanuts, stupid.
bruins1116 0
ha look whos the douche bag. hope u feel like shit cuda killed him
Jazzalyn 10
@ #123 - Not necessarily true. It's possible for OP to have not known about his friend's allergy. Last year, I found out someone I know is allergic to pineapple and watermelons. I've known them for 18 years. I don't believe OP meant to hurt his friend and I don't think he'd have done it if he knew either (about his friend's peanut allergy).
constantine91 0
that's funny how?