Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML
Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML
Today, tired of my roommate’s constant stealing of my food, I decided to get back at him by hiding a small amount of hot sauce in his sandwich, thinking it would be a funny prank. When he took a huge bite, he immediately started choking and running to the bathroom. I later found out he's allergic to spicy food. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
Today, after repeatedly telling my partner's family that our daughter is allergic to peanuts, his grandfather decided to feed her one, to "see if she really is allergic." FML
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Top comments
lautturi 2
You really do deserve that. Peanut allergies are common. If I was his family, I'd hate you too for doing something like that without thinking.
AMMYFIST 0
YDI for not knowing, call yourself his friend?
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Comments (111)
Hiropon 0
Did it look like a peanut? He should've known what it was... but still, you're a douche for that. I'm also allergic to peanuts.
2bobbybowdens 0
I'd rather read the one that says "Today my ex-friend was being a dick and now I'm dead. FM....... erm?"
imchanel 0
I could see why you would do it as a joke. and I could understand why you don't know he's allergic to peanuts. not exactly something two friends talk about. but FYL
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, you are a ******* retard! YDI
tfm272 0
ur such an idiot
pfunk129 1
you're a douche for not knowing your friend is allergic to peanuts.
jailbot 7
I guess I can see tricking a friend into eating something off the floor, but only if you OFFER it to them, and they accept it. Sneaking it in is a retarded thing to do, and you totally deserve the hate.
HIJKay 0
FYL. That sucks that you didn't know, I'm sorry. Also, for people calling him a dick for not knowing, they could have been relatively new friends.
ekralc_ssly 0
Idiot.
Donandino 0
wait, how would have that been funny anyway? he would have just eaten it big deal. I eat shit off the ground all the time lol. Coincidentally I think the allergic reaction was a more humorous, although tragic, outcome. F his life for having a shitty friend who didn't know about his allergy!