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Kinda a drastic measure to get you in trouble. Either they're little spawns of evil or you were just bad enough for them and had enough.
Kind of sounds like you wouldn't take him in if it was your mistake lol. Will admit that it sucks though. Parents will usually believe the kid, especially if both of them claim you forced him to eat it.