By nickorion12 - 28/06/2016 14:21 - United States - Shawnee

Today, it's my birthday. My children decided to make me "breakfast in bed", only to end up setting the kitchen on fire. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 570
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It's the thought that counts

Really, there's no better way to celebrate life than to have it jeopardized in a house fire. If this caused your life to flash before your eyes, just think of it as a commemorative slideshow on your special day!

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It's the thought that counts

Who pissed in your cereal, #7?

yes, & the insurance lol

Wow appreciate the effort though..

That sucks

I guess this birthday is lit

Really, there's no better way to celebrate life than to have it jeopardized in a house fire. If this caused your life to flash before your eyes, just think of it as a commemorative slideshow on your special day!

And with this comment, you are one of the greats, at least in my book. XD

#Tripartita2016

Even though it is the thought that counts, what an unfortunate Mother's Day. Fyl

Happy birthday to your mom. It's my mothers birthday today as well and I made a full dinner without burning the house down.

Try blowing that out and making a wish!

At least they tried.

That's sweet of them, but I'm sure that having a house-sized bonfire isn't your present of choice!