Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
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15/5/2015 23:55
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Nolimit2217
| 32
He must be delusional. Being called "dad" is one of the best things ever.
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A07
| 48
Maybe next time try "Hi, Papa"
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X_KassidyRose_X
| 12
Maybe he doesn't mean it.
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vikky538
| 28
Men speak truth when they are drunk
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devildog562
| 33
Definitely not true . I always lie when I'm drunk.
"I swear I only had two beers."
"I'm not that drunk."
"Just the tip."
So on and so forth
"I swear I only had two beers."
"I'm not that drunk."
"Just the tip."
So on and so forth
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jayennachristine
| 23
Then he hasn't drank enough
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A07
| 48
Maybe next time try "Hi, Papa"
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DFMLharsh
| 20
Rather get back to him and call him DAD the whole freakin day!
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Nolimit2217
| 32
He must be delusional. Being called "dad" is one of the best things ever.
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MrConcise
| 34
Depends on the context. In bed? If you're into that. Not knowing you have a child? Nope. Handing over an alimony check? Hell naw.
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Enslaved
| 36
Or maybe the dad's feelings were hurt because he thought OP was accusing him of being "HIGH" vs drunk. Lol
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NonoMeow
| 18
Ooooh, that would make sense, #35 xD
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MrConcise
| 34
So are we gonna start using "drunc" to say goodbye? ;)
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IniestaRox
| 21
It must hurt to see him like that
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scarred_foreva
| 40
Midlife crisis? Doesn't want to be reminded of his age maybe?
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jodiitiger
| 13
Call him Victor (unless his name is actually Victor) to annoy him! He'll soon be begging for you to call him dad again xD
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badmandilon
| 19
He probably don't think he deserves being called dad when he knows he is doing something bad.
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ironmany_fml
| 23
plot twist, maybe he is not the real dad
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Cads1
| 24
May be he is not your dad. Perhaps your mum cheated and got pregnant with you but he forgave her and stayed married.
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DFMLharsh
| 20
Dad escalated quickly o.O
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Cads1
| 24
Dad was a pretty poor attempt at a joke.
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DFMLharsh
| 20
Dad's enough bro.
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Cads1
| 24
Dad be a fair request.
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NonoMeow
| 18
Dad pun is starting to get annoying.
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DFMLharsh
| 20
Is dad so?
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Cads1
| 24
I thought we were taking a break from dad.
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HeadlessSparrow
| 20
What he said reminded me of Eeyore.
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DLS930
| 21
sorry to hear that OP! Maybe he was just in a bad mood and had drank too much and said something he didn't mean