FML : Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when...

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 15 May 2015 23:55 / United States

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By Nolimit2217 | 32

#6292080 - Saturday 16 May 2015 14:15

He must be delusional. Being called "dad" is one of the best things ever.

By A07 | 47

#6292079 - Saturday 16 May 2015 14:15

Maybe next time try "Hi, Papa"

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By X_KassidyRose_X | 12

#6292077 - Saturday 16 May 2015 14:14

Maybe he doesn't mean it.

vikky538 | 28

#6292221 - Saturday 16 May 2015 16:28

Men speak truth when they are drunk

devildog562 | 33

#6292267 - Saturday 16 May 2015 17:22

Definitely not true . I always lie when I'm drunk.
"I swear I only had two beers."
"I'm not that drunk."
"Just the tip."
So on and so forth

By jayennachristine | 23

#6292078 - Saturday 16 May 2015 14:15

Then he hasn't drank enough

By A07 | 47

#6292079 - Saturday 16 May 2015 14:15

Maybe next time try "Hi, Papa"

DFMLharsh | 20

#6292129 - Saturday 16 May 2015 14:51

Rather get back to him and call him DAD the whole freakin day!

By Nolimit2217 | 32

#6292080 - Saturday 16 May 2015 14:15

He must be delusional. Being called "dad" is one of the best things ever.

MrConcise | 34

#6292185 - Saturday 16 May 2015 15:44

Depends on the context. In bed? If you're into that. Not knowing you have a child? Nope. Handing over an alimony check? Hell naw.

Enslaved | 36

#6292210 - Saturday 16 May 2015 16:16

Or maybe the dad's feelings were hurt because he thought OP was accusing him of being "HIGH" vs drunk. Lol

NonoMeow | 18

#6292235 - Saturday 16 May 2015 16:37

Ooooh, that would make sense, #35 xD

MrConcise | 34

#6292254 - Saturday 16 May 2015 17:04

So are we gonna start using "drunc" to say goodbye? ;)

By IniestaRox | 21

#6292085 - Saturday 16 May 2015 14:17

It must hurt to see him like that

By scarred_foreva | 40

#6292086 - Saturday 16 May 2015 14:20

Midlife crisis? Doesn't want to be reminded of his age maybe?

By jodiitiger | 13

#6292087 - Saturday 16 May 2015 14:21

Call him Victor (unless his name is actually Victor) to annoy him! He'll soon be begging for you to call him dad again xD

badmandilon | 19

#6292622 - Saturday 16 May 2015 22:15

He probably don't think he deserves being called dad when he knows he is doing something bad.

ironmany_fml | 23

#6292726 - Sunday 17 May 2015 0:06

plot twist, maybe he is not the real dad

By Cads1 | 24

#6292090 - Saturday 16 May 2015 14:24

May be he is not your dad. Perhaps your mum cheated and got pregnant with you but he forgave her and stayed married.

DFMLharsh | 20

#6292130 - Saturday 16 May 2015 14:52

Dad escalated quickly o.O

Cads1 | 24

#6292146 - Saturday 16 May 2015 15:03

Dad was a pretty poor attempt at a joke.

DFMLharsh | 20

#6292172 - Saturday 16 May 2015 15:38

Dad's enough bro.

Cads1 | 24

#6292187 - Saturday 16 May 2015 15:46

Dad be a fair request.

NonoMeow | 18

#6292256 - Saturday 16 May 2015 17:06

Dad pun is starting to get annoying.

DFMLharsh | 20

#6292488 - Saturday 16 May 2015 20:00

Is dad so?

Cads1 | 24

#6292838 - Sunday 17 May 2015 2:45

I thought we were taking a break from dad.

By HeadlessSparrow | 20

#6292092 - Saturday 16 May 2015 14:25

What he said reminded me of Eeyore.

By DLS930 | 21

#6292097 - Saturday 16 May 2015 14:27

sorry to hear that OP! Maybe he was just in a bad mood and had drank too much and said something he didn't mean

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