By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 23:55 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
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Nolimit2217 32

He must be delusional. Being called "dad" is one of the best things ever.

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A07 48

Maybe next time try "Hi, Papa"

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X_KassidyRose_X 12
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Maybe he doesn't mean it.

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vikky538 28
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Men speak truth when they are drunk

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devildog562 33
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Definitely not true . I always lie when I'm drunk. "I swear I only had two beers." "I'm not that drunk." "Just the tip." So on and so forth

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jayennachristine 23
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Then he hasn't drank enough

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A07 48

Maybe next time try "Hi, Papa"

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DFMLharsh 20
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Rather get back to him and call him DAD the whole freakin day!

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Nolimit2217 32

He must be delusional. Being called "dad" is one of the best things ever.

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MrConcise 34
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Depends on the context. In bed? If you're into that. Not knowing you have a child? Nope. Handing over an alimony check? Hell naw.

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Enslaved 36
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Or maybe the dad's feelings were hurt because he thought OP was accusing him of being "HIGH" vs drunk. Lol

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NonoMeow 18
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Ooooh, that would make sense, #35 xD

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MrConcise 34
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So are we gonna start using "drunc" to say goodbye? ;)

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IniestaRox 21
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It must hurt to see him like that

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scarred_foreva 40
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Midlife crisis? Doesn't want to be reminded of his age maybe?

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jodiitiger 13
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Call him Victor (unless his name is actually Victor) to annoy him! He'll soon be begging for you to call him dad again xD

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badmandilon 19

He probably don't think he deserves being called dad when he knows he is doing something bad.

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ironmany_fml 23
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plot twist, maybe he is not the real dad

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Cads1 24
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May be he is not your dad. Perhaps your mum cheated and got pregnant with you but he forgave her and stayed married.

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DFMLharsh 20
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Dad escalated quickly o.O

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Cads1 24
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Dad was a pretty poor attempt at a joke.

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DFMLharsh 20
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Dad's enough bro.

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Cads1 24
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Dad be a fair request.

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NonoMeow 18
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Dad pun is starting to get annoying.

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Cads1 24
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I thought we were taking a break from dad.

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HeadlessSparrow 20

What he said reminded me of Eeyore.

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DLS930 21
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sorry to hear that OP! Maybe he was just in a bad mood and had drank too much and said something he didn't mean

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