Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding time. Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep. FML
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A7X_LoVeee
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Sounds like a good time.
At least he didn't call you hot.
At least he didn't call you hot.
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TheWhiteDemon
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what do you mean? hes sober; the piss is the thing getting drunk. it says right in the fml that her dad was getting the piss drunk
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Inhumanfrost
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She's right, it could have been sooooo much worse.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
14, that's sick. I don't know where you'd get the idea that the father like drinking or having his piss drunk, but I'm disgusted! :P
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IHumpYourMother
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im not into fathers. but i guess id tap that.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
14- That was extremely corny but it made me laugh.
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chuckychan
| 8
you see that still could have been fun
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Emily-- in ur bio, it says you're pretty much up for anything.. does that mean....
;) *clicks tongue*
;) *clicks tongue*
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rallets
| 22
WINCEST!!!
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bermejo
| 0
stop complaining atleast ur dad doesnt beat u like a red headed step child
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chuckychan
| 8
65 is right you guys need to grow up...
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bermejo
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68 stop being a kiss ass
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chuckychan
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sorry you're right so how's life?
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bermejo
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we could do that but it's no fun to do stuff in private that's why the guy masterbated in public duh winning
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chuckychan
| 8
I like to do it on the graviton at the fair
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bermejo
| 0
u are a genius that must feel amazing I'm going to try that with my dryer
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chuckychan
| 8
dishwashers are pretty good too lotsa soap
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bermejo
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I wonder if my gold fish could join me
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chuckychan
| 8
no idiot goldfish don't lie poprocks maybe try it with diet coke and mentos
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bermejo
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no dammit Ima pimp on a budget
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chuckychan
| 8
then maybe using mountain dew is a better solution
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bermejo
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nah no name brands I'll use mountain breeze
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YwTwss
| 0
penis
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PassTheDutch
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I think a7x love was making a reference to another FML one were the dad got drunk and called his daughter hot.
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A7X_LoVeee
| 10
My IQ just dropped a few points by reading most of these comments.
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A7X_LoVeee
| 10
120-YES!
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kc_boss
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haha gay
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This2Rudy
| 7
number 1, good job with your study of this sight, even if 120 hadn't pointed it out I still knew what you were talking about
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sarahkhan93
| 4
121: thats what happens to me when I read fmls :)
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AllThatHit
| 7
Oh Yeah I remember that fml, I was gonna say that too lol
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krysxkatastrophe
| 14
Some pop you got there....
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PrickHead
| 0
wish my dad was like that :D
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flipstar530
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u r ugly. Is that like a wart on ur face? ew.
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britt93
| 7
66- no one asked your opinion. I'm guessing you dont look too great yourself because you don't use a real pic. at least they have the guts to show themselves. so thanks for your worthless opinion.
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bryanorange
| 3
WIN!
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j_cat187
| 19
i like cereal 2
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ilikepie22313
| 5
76- I love you for that comment
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biass
| 0
I agree with 67, suck a dick and die 66. Not literally, of course.
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cheeturtle
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66's got a good point
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PrickHead
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67, ur rather cute ;)
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rawr9able
| 4
2, you're pretty, please ignore the peanut galary.
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krysxkatastrophe
| 14
Do you guys seriously not have anything better to do?
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louie111887
| 0
hey you live in carmel ?!? I live in salinas ! we should hang out sometime ! haha.
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NitroTonicsFML
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Sounds good to me.
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kyanisaurus
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^LOL ditto sounds like OP should have joined the party
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Sae_Ghelk
| 6
LOL When I first read this ,, i thought it said "Father and Daughter BONDAGE"
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getfiggywithit1
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I wouldve left his ass
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Avenged7Gabe
| 0
you would
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rallets
| 22
you should
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notsocrazee
| 0
you could
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
you good
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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you good
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dirtyblond
| 4
killed it^ -___-
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DocBastard
| 38
Better than father and daughter bondage time, I suppose.
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lerouxmaster
| 7
That's what I first thought. I'm a French Canadian so I thought "Bonding" was a derivate from "bondage"
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Gamzee_fml
| 0
ditto
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Jimster1712
| 0
hahaha! nice one
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Perksofbeingawal
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That's sick. I'm so glad no body in my family drinks.
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Hopcastyle
| 3
Sounds like your family sucks, man
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
I concur
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Alleged_Cranium
| 7
She'll drive her family to drink.
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memo619
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at least he didn't call you hot and try to hit on you
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memo619
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didn't see #1's comment, just ignore mine :P
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Dark_Charizard
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It could be worse, you know. He could hit on you.
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furlifefoo
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Owned
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xledellz
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hahahahhaa
At least he didn't call you hot.