Health: Today, I went to the campus health office because I had some... - FML

By Atropos - 01/06/2019 00:00

Today, I went to the campus health office because I had some VERY strong pains in my side. I thought my appendix was about to burst. I asked the receptionist for a doctor, but she said they were all out of the office until later, and kindly offered to make me an appointment for mid June. FML

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DykasuarusRex 5

Saturday 1 June 2019 0:02

Emergency room, maybe?

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Saturday 1 June 2019 2:31

Serious pains that need to be seen immediately... why aren't you going to the ER instead of campus medical?

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DykasuarusRex 5

Saturday 1 June 2019 0:02

Emergency room, maybe?

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Saturday 1 June 2019 2:31

Serious pains that need to be seen immediately... why aren't you going to the ER instead of campus medical?

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 1 June 2019 6:07

Go to the ER and demand to be the front of the line saying you have “hypochondria.”

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Saturday 1 June 2019 16:05

So then you went to urgent care or the ER?

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Monday 3 June 2019 6:40

As someone who at 10yrs old had appendicitis for almost a week before my mother finally took me seriously I quite literally felt your pain.

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