By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 23:55 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
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Nolimit2217 32

He must be delusional. Being called "dad" is one of the best things ever.

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A07 48

Maybe next time try "Hi, Papa"

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Bragi 12

It's time for a family conversation, OP. Get an envelope from a paternity testing service, put a couple pieces of blank paper in it and have in on the table. Start the discussion with "Is there anything you'd like to tell me?"

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thejonac 21

he'll appreciate you calling him dad if you start calling him Richard all the time

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worldclassrager 39

See what a thesaurus gives you that will probably work better...

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gamernation89 10

I would tell respond with well it hurts me that we are related by blood but hey shit happens nothing we can do about it ??

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scarred_foreva 40

Hang on, is it the 'hi' or the 'dad' part he had a problem with? Maybe he had enough to drink that he thought you were asking if he was 'high' and didn't like it.

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gintwinsmoore 20

Say it everyday until he's sober.

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Earth_walker 19

Maybe he thought you meant "High Dad!" And he doesn't want to be called high!

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