Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML
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Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML
Today, my dad was drunk and angry, so I went to the neighbor's since I didn't know what to do. He was so nice and comforted me as I cried. Then his wife came home, called him a pedophile, beat me, and threw me out. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML
Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML
Today, my father got drunk and became crazy. He just kept talking nonsense and swaying while walking. It seemed like he was going to vomit. I hate him being like this. FML
Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML
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booboohoney 12
He probably won't remember grounding you...
NessaMae 19
OP you tried, maybe when he sobers up you can tell him about it and he will take it back.
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NessaMae 19
OP you tried, maybe when he sobers up you can tell him about it and he will take it back.
KawaiiCupcake 14
I believe that OP's dad will realize what he's done and say sorry to her. YLS OP for having dad like that.
ItalianChaos 14
Drunk people suck. They don't even know what they're saying half the time, don't sweat it OP. Sorry about your dad :/
JesterJosh 5
Why is no one concerned about OPs dad being an angry drunk? Who cares if he got grounded his dad is going around punching fridges! That's NOT okay!! Your dad needs to not be intoxicated around you and should feel ashamed. If it's a repeating issue then he needs help. Sorry OP but that can't be happening.
hdecorah 7
I would punch you in the face, honestly.
niallo 23
Say nothing. If he was that drunk, what are the chances that he'll even remember.
8313girl 28
It's worse that OP is a girl. Where's the mom in all this? Somebody has to be the sober voice of reason
booboohoney 12
He probably won't remember grounding you...
mattyiscool123 26
I was just going to say that.
Odis12 11
He'll wake up with a broken hand and piece it all together. With any luck his good hand is broken. Now is the time to take charge OP.. Strike while he's weakened!
mrjiggles1992 18
International law states that drunk grounding has no legal standing. Consider it void and null. :D
ChevyRedneck85 13
#2 Unless OP has the bad luck of Bad Luck Brian
TheOneTC 8
Next time just leave him to pass out on the kitchen floor
Yogabbagabba6399 8
Jeez that's one hell of a father. Let him be, he won't remember anything in the morning.
spoo 24
Maybe he will need reminded of the raise he gave you
abhi95 31
If he grounded you after he sobered up.. That's just ridiculous. Otherwise I think you're more or less ok!
xnyletak 17
At least he probably won't remember anything tomorrow.
Turrence 9
He probably won't remember that he grounded you after he sobers up.
Jordan_OL 10
By the sounds of it, he won't remember it by morning!
MMWolves 7
Dont worry too much, hopefully he won't remember! FYL
Kamon97 23
Hope a drunk punches him in a fit of rage >.>