Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful,...

By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 23:55 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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Drunk MC

By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 14:03 - Sweden - Sundbyberg

Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 20:00 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad "What's up?" He casually replied: "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

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It's better than nothing, I suppose

By thatonekid - 06/05/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML

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By Z - 09/04/2011 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding time. Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep. FML

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By ItGirl - 09/11/2014 02:36 - Sweden - Eskilstuna

Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML

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Crisis control

By Cuntlette - 11/04/2014 16:38 - Australia - Brighton

Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML

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Anger management

By FML - 08/12/2013 18:00 - Puerto Rico - Cayey

Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML

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By not gay in AL - 11/05/2014 17:57 - United States

Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

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Nolimit2217 32

Saturday 16 May 2015 14:15

He must be delusional. Being called "dad" is one of the best things ever.

A07 48

Saturday 16 May 2015 14:15

Maybe next time try "Hi, Papa"

Comments

leogachi 15

Sunday 17 May 2015 0:47

Maybe he's transgender and in the closet. Try calling him "Mom".

JKPwnage 27

Sunday 17 May 2015 4:00

Yeah... Sorry OP. Might wanna have a talk with your father (when he's sober, of course).

hoosiergirl94 31

Sunday 17 May 2015 4:35

What else are you supposed to call him?

Atowns40 18

Sunday 17 May 2015 8:51

Wow thats awful :/

jayleensmama 14

Sunday 17 May 2015 9:19

I wish my dad were still alive; even if he were to say only that.

LPisLame 16

Monday 18 May 2015 22:43

Having an alcoholic father, this hurts. I feel you, OP.

PizzaElHutt 7

Friday 22 May 2015 13:15

Damn...

freyjaberry 1

Saturday 6 June 2015 17:25

Next time, try "mom"

lenier7 5

Saturday 6 June 2015 21:42

are you adopted?

carl_carl_ 28

Monday 13 July 2015 20:52

Sorry for the late comment. Lol! It really did suck. But it was funny, because the day later he didn't even realize he said it. However he did apologize:)