By ItGirl - 09/11/2014 02:36 - Sweden - Eskilstuna

Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML
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ThomasBombadil 31

Didn't The Addams Family have a member called "It"? Start calling your father "Gomez" or better yet "Uncle Fester".

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lovelyvampire 16

I wanted to make reference to the clown, but then I realized, I am in no way that witty... so nevermind

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cadillacgal79 32

Hey, when my dad gets drunk he makes life speeches.

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devildog562 33

Well if you add a "s" to the beginning and a "t" to the end then you have your dads last name, first name pieceof.

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devildog562 33

Yea didn't think that through. Early morning fail . "Sh" was more accurate I believe. Fail! Thanks for correcting me. Can I blame IT on the alcohol ?

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Kevin_Kestel 24

hi I'm Mr Bob Gray but my friends call me Pennywise the dancing clown

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JocelynKaulitz 28

This is when OP's supposed to correct him and tell him that his name is Pennywise.

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Arcanel 18

well that is rather unfortunate.... should've slapped him maybe he'd remember at that point LOL

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IMcPwn 12

See that would be a really bad idea because from what I can get from OP's username, they're a girl. I'm guessing that hitting him would make him more upset, killing her and the rest of the family. This would probably be enough for a predator missile, if they live in a populated area the predator missile would probably get enough kills for a nuke, killing us all and ending the game.

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Arcanel 18

it's called a joke... smh people take everything so serious these days.

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RedPillSucks 31

It's always a joke until the whole planet gets nuked.

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DenverTyrrell 13

How was he still talking if he was that drunk he didn't know your name

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MrConcise 34

Alcohol makes you mute? Makes any argument against weed seem pretty miniscule. (JKJK)

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WCARlover 34

Look on the bright side..there are songs written about you (;

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lovelyvampire 16

I wanted to make reference to the clown, but then I realized, I am in no way that witty... so nevermind

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MrSassypants 33

If you did, I probably would not have noticed it. I would have just read passed it and not been penny the wiser.

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RusticChick 27

I'd get the "It" clown mask and scare the shit out of him when he sobers up. See if he remembers then. Lol

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PresidentNorth 16

I own the actual mask of pennywise. This mask will scar unsuspecting people. Took a selfie driving in traffic on Halloween after I made a couple of random girls cry in the car next to me. I regret nothing.

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EchoSerenity 15

I would have paid to see that lol that give me ideas >:)

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tony1891 22

should put on a clown costume and scare the living daylights out of him now.

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