Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML
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ThomasBombadil
| 31
Didn't The Addams Family have a member called "It"? Start calling your father "Gomez" or better yet "Uncle Fester".
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lovelyvampire
| 16
I wanted to make reference to the clown, but then I realized, I am in no way that witty... so nevermind
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boxers4lyfe
| 17
Wow that sucks!
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MeanBeagle
| 22
why weren't you drinking too?
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cadillacgal79
| 32
Hey, when my dad gets drunk he makes life speeches.
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devildog562
| 33
Well if you add a "s" to the beginning and a "t" to the end then you have your dads last name, first name pieceof.
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katejanek
| 16
there's a button for that.
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wcc7777777
| 5
What even #34? what even?
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Mc2013
| 18
#34, Pieceof Sitt?
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devildog562
| 33
Yea didn't think that through. Early morning fail . "Sh" was more accurate I believe. Fail! Thanks for correcting me. Can I blame IT on the alcohol ?
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Kevin_Kestel
| 24
hi I'm Mr Bob Gray but my friends call me Pennywise the dancing clown
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JocelynKaulitz
| 28
This is when OP's supposed to correct him and tell him that his name is Pennywise.
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Arcanel
| 18
well that is rather unfortunate.... should've slapped him maybe he'd remember at that point LOL
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IMcPwn
| 12
See that would be a really bad idea because from what I can get from OP's username, they're a girl. I'm guessing that hitting him would make him more upset, killing her and the rest of the family. This would probably be enough for a predator missile, if they live in a populated area the predator missile would probably get enough kills for a nuke, killing us all and ending the game.
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ChunkMissing
| 10
#29 well that escalated quickly..
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Arcanel
| 18
it's called a joke... smh people take everything so serious these days.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
It's always a joke until the whole planet gets nuked.
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DenverTyrrell
| 13
How was he still talking if he was that drunk he didn't know your name
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MrConcise
| 34
Alcohol makes you mute? Makes any argument against weed seem pretty miniscule. (JKJK)
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EchoSerenity
| 15
#3 do us all a favor and not drink..
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SideOfTheAngels
| 23
Seems just a tad rude :/
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Eleanor6141
| 11
some people are when they're drunk (?)
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SideOfTheAngels
| 23
Obviously...
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AustinDenton
| 22
It could be worse
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FaultInMyStars
| 11
How so, really?
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ChristianH39
| 30
He could just be comatose?
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WCARlover
| 34
Look on the bright side..there are songs written about you (;
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lovelyvampire
| 16
I wanted to make reference to the clown, but then I realized, I am in no way that witty... so nevermind
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MrSassypants
| 32
If you did, I probably would not have noticed it. I would have just read passed it and not been penny the wiser.
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RusticChick
| 27
I'd get the "It" clown mask and scare the shit out of him when he sobers up. See if he remembers then. Lol
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PresidentNorth
| 16
I own the actual mask of pennywise. This mask will scar unsuspecting people. Took a selfie driving in traffic on Halloween after I made a couple of random girls cry in the car next to me. I regret nothing.
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EchoSerenity
| 15
I would have paid to see that lol that give me ideas >:)
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tony1891
| 22
should put on a clown costume and scare the living daylights out of him now.
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ethawesome1125
| 10
I too get called "it"