Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
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Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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Vilya_fml 4
Why should the school board fire her? It's the teacher's private life and she's not having an affair with one of the students, so why should it be a problem at school? It's gonna be awkward for you and I understand that you must be really upset about it, but you not liking her shouldn't be a reason for her to lose her job.
RosarioRivera 0
AWKWARD!
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IAmAJellyDonut 0
Switch schools?
suri23 11
Oh yeah, FYL!
kawa_fml 0
ouch, I feel really bad for your dad, sounds like he was pretty torn up about it. As for the woman being your teacher, that's incredibly awkward...I highly doubt anyone will get upset if you skip that class frequently...
Jari 0
Sounds like an episode of some crappy sitcom. Is there any way you can get a class transfer?
soozin 0
Hey if they won't fire her, Make her quit. Tell everyone in your school about your situation; have her students boycott her class/steal her gradebook, rip it up, or return it with some crap smeared onto the pages etcetc) Okay maybe that's a tad immature.. Maybe you should just write a lot of hate letters -erm i mean letters strongly expressing how you feel about the situation. Hope everything works out for ya.
smartsportsbabe 0
Dude that sux I'm sorry ef yo life
bishoprsv2 0
Pics or it didn't happen. Still that's ****** up in a sexy kind of way...
lifeisniiice 0
Did the teacher have a butch haircut? That should have been a giveaway. On a serious note, that serisouly sucks. I think your dad is really gonna need you. Be sure to build him up but I wouldn't badmouth your mom.
person1000003 0
Must suck to have a lesbian mom
RoguePenguin 0
I feel really sorry for your dad and I'm sorry your parents are splitting up. That's a terrible situation for both you and him to be in. That said... Why the **** would they fire a teacher for her personal life? It has nothing to do with her ability to perform at work.