Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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Vilya_fml 4
Why should the school board fire her? It's the teacher's private life and she's not having an affair with one of the students, so why should it be a problem at school? It's gonna be awkward for you and I understand that you must be really upset about it, but you not liking her shouldn't be a reason for her to lose her job.
RosarioRivera 0
AWKWARD!
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Comments (294)
raynebowgirl 0
damn... i wish my mom would have an affaire with a female.. xD lol seriouslythat sucks though
Linaa_fml 0
her father cares about her mother having an affair. period. i dont think it matter whether it was a man or a woman. an affair is an affair. thats all there is to it. the fact that this child has to deal with seeing the teacher everyday is a different story. shame though.
Hockeylover87_71 0
if your mom was hetrosexual towards your dad, why was she attracted to this female teacher?
Solarblind 0
My mom was married to my dad for 20 years because she wanted a family and wanted to make her parents happy. It does happen. Now she's in a relationship with a woman and she's much happier being herself.
cruncheweezy 0
Exactly. A lot of lesbian women, and gay men, merely choose to marry someone of the opposite gender for... well, any reason. Cover up their true sexuality from scornful, prejudiced family members, mostly. Sometimes they don't understand the feelings inside themselves and convince themselves they're straight. Y'know, it happens.
pspman789 0
why were u in school in july
Peow09 0
Shes from Australia. They have school in July there!
_tanned 0
:(
tiges1 0
THTS SICK!!!!!! URE MOM DID WITH A GIRL!!! EW THTS GROSS I FEEL BAD FOR U HAVING TO SEE THT TEACHER EVERYDAY!
tiges1 0
THTS SICK!!!!!! URE MOM DID WITH A GIRL!!! EW THTS GROSS I FEEL BAD FOR U HAVING TO SEE THT TEACHER EVERYDAY!
suspectnargles 0
#225 - I understand what your getting at, but, er, can we say 'homophobia'? Geesh, people could at least try to be more tolerant of sexual orientation these days. # 233 - you stupid twat. All these arguments about America's health and education systems and gun laws have nothing to do with the FML, though personally I reckon they shouldn't have guns and their health system is kind of like "Hey, healthcare for everyone! But only if you can afford it, otherwise you're screwed!" That aside, technically, the teacher probably shouldn't be fired - kids these days don't seem to care about teachers, so why is it important if they're "setting a good example"?
Atoastyjew 0
dam that sucks
cindytheg 0
wtf people? how can you not have sympathy for this girl? You've obviously never been through a divorce. the issue isn't about the teachers sex life, it's not proffessional to sleep with the student's parents! she should be fired. what if the teacher does this again? test scores have been going down partially because of divorce in kid's lives. If she's causing divorces, then she's not doing her job ! && maybe her dad is a decent man who only wanted ONE girl in his life. and she just walked away. I'm pretty sure he wasn't thinking of getting a threesome when they got married.
mas19 0
your school is ****** up