Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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Top comments
Vilya_fml 4
Why should the school board fire her? It's the teacher's private life and she's not having an affair with one of the students, so why should it be a problem at school? It's gonna be awkward for you and I understand that you must be really upset about it, but you not liking her shouldn't be a reason for her to lose her job.
RosarioRivera 0
AWKWARD!
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Comments (294)
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
SCARY.... 0.o
Rainbowjumper0 12
more like f your dads life, he's the one crying! :(
hulabird 0
why would they fire her because of her sexual orientation? so it sucks that your mom had an affair, but does it sincerely matter what gender? just change your school schedule. sorry about your family, though- that must be bad.. and i can understand you now probably have hard feelings toward this teacher. this all seems a bit homophobic to me, though.
acid_moose 7
it's got nothing to do with orientation, it's to do with the teacher and OP's mum being ******* bitchy *****...
skinollie 0
report her for sexual harassment.
kei1108 13
Ew! That's awful. I'm so sorry.. If I were you I would act really cold to your teacher.. haha Sorry.
Odillian 6
I really don't understand why they would have to fire her. if she's a good teacher then the school is lucky to have a good teacher. just because she fooled around with your mom, the school really doesn't have any say in the matter of infidelity in your family.
corleon198425 22
Fake
OctoberRainfall 13
There's no reason for the teacher to get fired. Her love life is her love life
deadlyriot101 7
Why would they fire her for being in a relationship?
apocalyptic_1125 0
I'm sorry bro, that totally sucks. I'm sure they would let you switch classes if you explained the situation to them though.