Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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Vilya_fml 4
Why should the school board fire her? It's the teacher's private life and she's not having an affair with one of the students, so why should it be a problem at school? It's gonna be awkward for you and I understand that you must be really upset about it, but you not liking her shouldn't be a reason for her to lose her job.
RosarioRivera 0
AWKWARD!
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jenjen23 0
kindda hot
lifeisniiice 0
It's funny how people on here talk about how hot or sexy that must have been... sounds like people watch too much **** or sitcom TV. Real life it is not that glorious at all.
fmh123 0
haha AAAWWWKKWAARD
Athabaska 10
If the school board wont fire her, might I suggest writing some letters to the newspaper, and maybe some local news affiliates etc. The public outrage should be enough to force the school to fire her, or failing that she'll probably quit and leave town
cruncheweezy 0
You make me sick. Seriously? She should NOT get fired for this. Why do you think she should? Because she's gay? If you think that the public will outrage over being gay, you should SEE the kind of outrage people conjure up when someone is being discriminated against. Hello lawsuit! Or because she slept with a student's parent? You know that happens every day, right? Just because she's a teacher means she's not allowed to sleep with someone A. Of Legal age and B. Perfectly willing? If the person a teacher is sleeping with isn't one of her students, I say go ahead.
inarticulate 0
Oh, I'm so sorry. ):
Nightfallz 0
that's hot
xxdani 0
You could get major revenge on the female teacher, i'm sure at least your dad would not try too hard to stop you
Yatta_fml 0
Am I missing something here? Why the hell would she get fired for a relationship with someone of legal age? Just because they're both women or that the women she's having relations with happens to be your mother has no barring on anything. Just like how teachers often teach their own children, it can be awkward, yes, but nothing more. I understand that you're upset but really if your mother is having a relationship with another women I'd sounds like things haven't been right in your family for some time and that it wouldn't have been something your parents could "work out"... It's for the best that they're getting divorced.
xrinny 0
Girls are better lovers, sorry to say it! Oh my gawd-- the pleasurable, mind blowing orgasms without penis. =] **** your dads life, though, I feel bad for him. :(
lolwatlol 0
If theres no scandal theres no reason to fire her
hendetta 0
Murder her.