Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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Top comments
Vilya_fml 4
Why should the school board fire her? It's the teacher's private life and she's not having an affair with one of the students, so why should it be a problem at school? It's gonna be awkward for you and I understand that you must be really upset about it, but you not liking her shouldn't be a reason for her to lose her job.
RosarioRivera 0
AWKWARD!
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Comments (294)
owtom78 0
I completley agree with #111
fishyfingaz 0
ahh yeah, scissor me timbers!
jjjeah 0
Are people retarded? I don't think the sexuality is the issue here! Her mother had an affair! People shouldn't ******* get married if they're going to break their vows, plain and simple.
midwestjerk 0
Your mother is nothing but a cheating, worthless ****. Cut her off from your life -- UNLESS she has a significant amount of money. If she does, use her until it's gone, then discard her like a wad of shit-covered toilet paper.
AshleyRose784 0
transfer schools?
666HailSatan666 0
Knife her!
Anon98WithCake 0
Was your mom gonna leave him for the teacher? If not why's he being a pussy that's a winning situation even if he can just watch, and a ******* great one if he can join.
Bunbu 8
Why would they fire the teacher? That makes no sense. Why don't you just switch schools or something?
ohheybrittnayy 0
ouucch. as if the divorce isnt going to be hard enough to deal with at home, now you have to deal with it at school too... awkkwaardd, im sorrry.
RavishMe77 0
I don't know if teachers get fired for having relationships with students' parents anyway...but that seriously sucks, OP, I'm sorry that that happened to you. I'd transfer schools, maybe?